Behind the Times [Vinyl] lyrics

"Frank wont be coming in today, Joe.. or tomorrow.
Frank quit, bought a goat farm..moved to Ukiah."

"I like really big tits. I like really big tits.
Reading pornos, watchin' girly shows, takin' off their clothes.
I like watchin' gay men fight. I like watchin' gay men fight.
Walk like a macho man, love Hulk Hogan, love the slogan.
"Hulk rules!"

Bowling is my life and it has always been my dream
to be a member of the local bowling team, although; but I'm not very good.
The guys won't accept me,
I guess I try the girls team and lose a part of my anatomy

Then balls will roll.
I think I want to be...
Balls will roll, I think it's time, it's time for me to be a girl.

It's a very big decision, it's going to change my life.