Bucknaked lyrics

I’m steve, and I’m ed,
And we’re barenaked ladies

You’re on a highway and roadrunner goes "beep, beep"
Just step aside or you might end up in a heap
Roadrunner roadrunner runs on the road all day
Even the coyote can’t make him change his ways

Roadrunner, that coyote’s after you
Roadrunner, if he catches you, you’re through

My lilac girl, oh

Only you can turn my eloquence to banality
Only you can make importancies into trivialities
Only you can cure dismality
Only you can make me swoon

My lilac girl, oh
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la lilac girl oh ooh oh
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la lilac girl

She brushes her hair
She climbs down the stairs

Tracy doesn’t live with her dad and all is well
She’s upset and I want to lick the honey from her navel
She’s upset and I want to lick the honey

And that’s the trouble with tracy
She never seems to do what she is told
With tracy
Things aren’t always under control

Your breasts are like a pomegranate split open
I said and I knew that I loved you

I guess I lied to you when I told you I like baseball
It's not so much the game I like it's the hats
See this white band around my neck? It's nice!
It's not just fashion
Hartz made it to protect me from ticks fleas and gnats

I couldn't care less what's in a chocolate mousse
I couldn't care less what are the five fruits in five alive juice
I couldn't care less how old are Ernie and Bert

You and I have been through this before
I owe you my whole life, nothing more
I never said that I liked you the most
You're my father, I'm your son, who's the Holy Ghost?
Where does the time go when it's not around here?
Here we stand at the edge of the drive
I'm just waiting for my ride to arrive
I wait to see if you've any last words

At night I like to photograph, producing camera images
And I don't have a flash
But my little notebook records the subjects at hand

In photo one, a flower
Photo two is a drunk and naked girl
In photo three is my dog in the backyard
Each frame captures the various subtleties of black
Each frame captures the various subtleties of black
Subtleties of black
Subtleties of black

Where is this thing that I call heaven?
What is it doing here on earth?
Who is this holding my umbrella?
Who is this looking up your skirt?

You always wear it with a sense of style
I like to wear it with a smirk
You make me wait for just a little while
I open up my mouth and yell

I'm home, you're home, I'm all alone
Why can't I call you on the phone?
I really don't know

Please don’t go rushing by
Stay and make my heart fly
Please don’t go rushing by
Stay and make my heart fly

I never seem to know the time
When you’re with me
You can tell it to the birds
I’ll tell the bees

Please don’t go rushing by
Stay and make my heart fly

I can’t do anymore
To get inside your door
I can’t do anymore

Stop with your messin around
You’d better think of your future
It’s time you straighten right out
Creating problems in town

Ru-deee
A message to you, ru-deee
A message to you, ru-deee
A message to you, ru-deee

Stop with your messin around
You’d better think of your future
It’s time you straighten right out
Or else you’ll wind up in jail

Ru-deee

Kissing like a bandit stealing time
Underneath the sycamore tree
Cupid by the hour sends valentines
To my sweet lover and me

Slowly, surely
Yours appetite is more than I knew

Slowly, softly
I’m falling in love with you

Wish me love a wishing well to kiss and tell
A wishing well of butterfly tears (come on)

Wish me love a wishing well to kiss and tell

I can’t seem to face up to the facts
I’m tense and nervous and I can’t relax
I can’t sleep ’cause my bed’s on fire
Don’t touch me I’m a real live wire

Psycho killer
Qu’est-ce que c’est
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run away
Psycho killer
Qu’est-ce que c’est
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you a K-Car (a nice Reliant automobile)
If I Had $1000000 I'd buy your love.

If I Had $1000000 I'd build a tree fort in our yard.

Be My Yoko Ono
Words Music by Steven Page Ed Robertson

if there's someone you can live without, then do so.
And if there's someone you can just shove out, do so.

Chorus
You can be my Yoko Ono
You can follow me wherever I go
Be my, be my, be my Yoko Ono.

isn't it beautiful to see two people so much in love?
Barenaked as two virgins hand in hand and hand and hand in glove.

Stop with your messin around
Youâd better think of your future
Itâs time you straighten right out
Creating problems in town

Ru-deee
A message to you, ru-deee
A message to you, ru-deee
A message to you, ru-deee

Stop with your messin around
Youâd better think of your future
Itâs time you straighten right out
Or else youâll wind up in jail

Ru-deee

I guess I lied to you when I told you I like baseball
It's not so much the game I like, it's the hats

Ed, Do you see this black band 'round my neck? (oohh yeah)
It's not just fashion (oh really?)
Hartz made it to protect me from ticks, fleas, and gnats
I couldn't care less, what's in a chocolate mousse?
I couldn't care less, what are the five fruits in Five-Alive juice?