Today's, uh, August 4th, 1982.

I'm really bored and there was some dead animals that we played with.
There was a Weed-Wacker...we stole two of them.

A cop car was on fire.

My friend Scott, he was running and he, uh, slipped on a Twinkie.

And his nose was covered with blood...

The security helicopter shot a spotlight...

Somebody pulled their pants d...