Take Off Your Pants And Jacket lyrics

Everything has fallen to pieces,
Earth is dying help me Jesus
We need guidance, we've been misled
Young and hostile, but not stupid

Corporate leaders, politicians
Kids can't vote, adults elect them
Moms that rule the school and workplace
Signs that caution, sixteen's unsafe

We really need to see this through
We never wanted to be abused
We'll never give up, it's no use

I never found out why you left him
But this answer begs that question.
Too blind to see tomorrow, too broke
To beg or borrow.
Young and Stupid
Left wide open, hearts are wasted
Lives are broken.

One more point of contention,
I need some intervention
Approached with vague intentions
Betray my short attention-span
The distance bridge the border, beg forgiveness, round the corner.

Mom and dad they quite don't understand it
All the kids they laugh as if they planned it
Why do girls want to pierce their nose?
And walk around in torn pantyhose, Oh yeah!

I like the ones who say they listen to the punk rock
I like the kids who fought against how they were brought up
They hate the trends and think its fucked to care

It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents

And I hate, hate, hate your guts
I hate, hate, hate your guts
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock

Josie,
You're my source of most frustration,
Forget when I
Don't meet expectations,
Everything you wished came true,
In the end we all blamed you,
Even though as they all know,
You weren't the only one, two, three, four...

Why do you still keep it around
When you know it brings me down,
I'm hating everything
And I know that you dated other guys
But I gotta wonder why

Oh no it happened again
She's cool, she's hot, she's my friend
I'd drive for hours, it's so
You leave me nowhere to go

She's unstoppable,
Unpredictable
I'm so jaded,
Calculated
Wrong

Please take, me home
Too late, it's gone
I bet, you're sad
This is the best time we ever had

I hope, hope that it last
Give in forget the past
Be strong when things fall apart
Honest, this breaks my heart

On and on, reckless abandon,
Something's wrong,
This is gonna shock them,
Nothing to, hold on to
We'll use this song to lead you on.

I learned a lot today
Not sure if I'll get laid and
Not sure if I'll fail or pass
Kissed every girl in class

Everybody would waste it all
To have a summer that they could call
A memory that's full of fun
Fucked up, when it's all done.

On and on, reckless abandon

Breathing deeply, walking backwards
Finding strength, to call and ask her
Roller coaster, favorite ride
Let me kiss you, one last time

Leave me standing here
Act like I'm not around
The coast will probably never clear
Can I please go home now?
I had that dream, about you again
Where I wait outside, until you let me in.
And there I stayed.

Lay beside me, and listen at the wall.

Shut the fuck up she said
I'm going fucking deaf
You're always too loud
Everything's too loud

Now that all my friends left
This place is fucking dead
I wanna move out
When can we move out?
This shit has got to stop
I'll run away

Get the fuck up she said
Your life is meaningless
It's going nowhere
You're going nowhere

You're just a fuck up she said
I'll live alone instead

It's hard to wake up,
When the shades have been pulled shut.
This house is haunted, its so pathetic, it makes no sense at all
I'm ripe with things to say, the words rot and fall away
If a stupid poem could fix this home, I'd read it every day

So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time
You gave it all away
It was mine
So when you're dead and gone,
Will you remember this night?

Push it out, fake a smile
Avert disaster, just in time.
I need a drink, Cause in a while
Worthless answers, from friends of mine.
It's dumb to ask, cool to ignore
girls possess me, but they're never mine
I made my entrance, avoided hazards
Checked my engine, I fell behind

da da da da da da da da da

I fell behind

da da da da da da da da da

Hanging out behind the club on the weekend
Acting stupid, getting drunk with my best friends
I couldn't wait for the summer at the Warped Tour
I remember it's the first time that I saw her...there

She's getting kicked out of school cause she's failing
I'm kinda nervous, cause I think all her friends hate me.
She's the one, she'll always be there
She took my hand and I made it I swear

"Smell like what? There was a kid in my

class that got a boner in P.E. in High School.

He was wearing sweat pants, it was really

embarasing, so this song goes out to him" - Tom

Everything has fallen to pieces,

Earth is dying, help me Jesus

We need guidance, we've been misled

Young and hostile, but not stupid

Corporate leaders, politicians

In the car I just can't wait

To pick you up on our very first date

Is it cool if I hold your hand?

Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance?
Do you like my stupid hair?

Would you guess that I didn't know what to wear?

I am scared of what you think

You make me nervous so i really can't eat

-chorus-

Lets go

Don't wait

This nights almost over

Honest

Lets make

In the car, I just can't wait

To pick you up on our very first date

Is it cool if I hold your hand?

Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance?

Do you like my stupid hair?
Would you guess that I didn't know what to wear?

I'm too scared of what you think

You make me nervous so I really can't eat

Let's go

Don't wait

This night's almost over

Honest

Let's make

I guess its only the men
Who get fucked now and again
We take our chicks to the mall,
We wait in parking stalls
And when we come home too late,
She's pissed that she had to wait
And my excuse not to call,
It never worked at all

Time to wake up
Where's your daughter?
Hurt's to break up,
She was stronger
All my friends say,
Please don't love her
What did I gain?
Now I miss her so

Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'

Fuckin'' and Suckin' and Touchin'

Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'

Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'

Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'

Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'

It's mother's day

It's mother's day

It's mother's day

It's mother's day

i'll be Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'

Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'

I'm sick of always hearing all those sad songs on the radio

All day it is there to remind

An over sensitive guy that he is

lost and alone, yeah

I hate our favorite resturant, our favorite movie our

favorite show

We would stay all through the night

we would laugh and get high, and never answer

the phone

I can't forgive can't forget can't give in

Outside the carolers start to sing
I can't describe the joy they bring
Cause joy is something the don't bring me

My girlfriend is by my side
From the roof are hanging sicles of ice
Their whiney voices get irritating
It's Christmas time again

So I stand with a dead smile on my face
Wondering how much of my time they'll waste
Oh god I hate these satans helpers

I'm sick of always hearing

All those sad songs on the radio

All day it is there to remind

An oversensitive guy
That he's lost and alone, yeah

I hate our favorite restaurant

Our favorite movie, our favorite show

We would stay up all through the night

We would laugh and get high

And never answer the phone

CHORUS:

I can't forgive, can't forget, can't give in

i wanna fuck a dog in the ass

he wants to fucka dog in the ass

i wanna fuck a dog thats right kids
i tried to fuck your mom in the ass

tried to fuck your dad in the ass

could only find the dog and his ass

we wanna fuck a dog in the ass

we wanna fuck a dog in the ass

we wanna fuck a dog

i tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate in the ass

argh me and me first mate you scurvy cure!

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd and twat
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd and twat
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd and twat
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd and twat
I fucked your mom
And I wanna suck my dad
and my mommy too
oh, is this thing on?

(Deck the halls with boughs of holly fa la la la la la la la la)
(Tis the season to be jolly fa la la la la la la la la)
Outside the carolers start to sing
I can't describe the joy they bring
Cause joy is something they don't bring me

My girlfriend is by my side
From the roof are hanging cickles of ice
Their whiny voices get irritating
It's Christmas time again

Uno, dos, tres, cuatrosWhen you fucked grandpa
Did he tell you that he loved you?
Did he hold you til the sun did rise
And did he look into your eyes
And ask you to fellate him
And stick a finger or two in his assHe seems like a total asshole
Grandpa is a total fucking asshole
Who would ever want a dirty, greasy finger in his ass?
He rubs his dick in broken glassWhen you fucked grandpa

I think of awhile ago
We might have had it all
But I was so stupid then
You needed time to grow

But now just as things change
As well my feelings do
In time things rearrange
I am so sick of chasing you

But what do I get 'cause I just seem to lose
You make me regret those times I spent with you
And playing those games as I wait for your call

un dos tres cuatro

When you fucked grandpa,

Did he tell you that he loved you,
Did he hold you untill the sun did rise,

And did he look into your eyes,

And ask you to falate him,

And stick a finger or two in his ass,

*Chorus*

He seems like a to-tal ass-hole,

Grand-pa is a total fucking asshole,

Who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass...

I guess its only the men
Who get fucked now and again
We take our chicks to the mall,
We wait in parking stalls
And when we come home too late,
She's pissed that she had to wait
And my excuse not to call,
It never worked at all

Time to wake up
Where's your daughter
Hurt's to break up,
She was stronger
All my friends say,
Please don't love her
What did i gain
Now i miss her so

Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'
Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'
Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'

Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'
Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'
Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'

It's mother's day
It's mother's day
It's mother's day
It's mother's day

I'll be fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'
Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'
Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'

I hear the phone it rings so violently
Can't leave my room, can't breathe since she left me
I will admit i hate those things i said
Girls will always cry, guys will never admit they did

Hold on, hold on, hold on

Don't tell me it's over,
I'm not used to this temptation
And when you came running back,
There is no use for explanation

i wanna fuck a dog in the ass,
he want's to fuck dog in the ass,
i wanna fuck a dog
[that's right kids]
i tried to fuck your mom in the ass,
tried to fuck your dad in the ass,
could only find the dog and his ass

we wanna fuck a dog in the ass
we wanna fuck a dog in the ass
we wanna fuck a dog

i tried to fuck a fuckiin' pirate in the ass,
tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate
but i found the dog

[tom]
I'm sick of always hearing
All the sad songs on the radio
All day it is there to remind an over sensitive guy
That he's lost and alone, yeah

I hate our favorite restaurant, favorite movie, our favorite show
We would stay up all through the night
We would laugh and get high
And never answer the phone

I can't forgive
Can't forget
Can't give in what went wrong

In the car I just can't wait
to pick you up on our very first date
Is it cool if I hold your hand?
Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance?
Do you like my stupid hair?
Would you guess that I didn't know what to wear?
I'm too scared of what you think
You make me nervous so I really can't eat

Let's go, don't wait, this night's almost over
Honest, let's make this night last forever