Tom: Oh God... You know what, I'm kind of ashamed of
being myself today...
and yesterday and the day before that.
Not really proud of who I am or how I look.
Everyone has to have one of those days where you like,
you don't even really like what you're wearing... ya know.
You'll only like how your hair looks and you're kinda bummed
about how your penis is so small and bent and weird.