Safe Sex lyrics

Tom: Just like every other bad we believe in a safe form of
sex, don't we Mark... That we do so Mark's gonna tell you about
how safe we are
Mark: Let me tell you bout the safest form of sex,
it's when you get super drunk and have sex with like ten
people totally unprotected and you do intervenus drugs at the
same time. No its not true
Tom: It's not true you gotta carry a weapon