Someone Lost A Contact Lens lyrics

Mark: Hey hey hey everyone just hang on I seriously need
your attention for just a second please I think... somebody
lost a contact down here so everyone look around, a contact
lense... so could you
Tom: I lost my my virginity
Mark: Keep an eye out for it
Tom: I lost a testicle... Hey what if testicles were things you
could lose on an everyday basis that would suck.. You only
got three