Hooray For Boobies lyrics

I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert that night
I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's hump palace lookin' for love
It had been a while, in fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come
And went since that midnight run haulin' hog to shakey town on I-1

Alright now boys and girls, we've got another story for you now.
We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible.

Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah

If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V.
Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea

If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols
And thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible

Why try? I'm that guy
Holden Caulfield from Catcher In The Rye
Put away 'cause he wasn't all there
Like a jigsaw puzzle you might compare
Me to him not a liver but wurst
Been much better off as a still birth
Big let down unparalleled
Like the last episode of Seinfeld
Or Jack Lemmon in Glengarry Glen Ross
Pepsi Challenge took it lost
Just fizzed out with my wires crossed

Hello Frank,
Hello mother dear
Hi, Jim what are you doin'
I am trying to think of words that rhyme with vagina
Oh, lima? Like lima beans
How about that, that teenage witch, Sabrina
No, that's a made up-word, Jim
What if you change the word vagina to something else
Like box or pussy or cunt.
No, Jim........

Chasey Lain replying to Jimmy Pop's requests...

Ooh, that was creepy
I would rather slurp rancid tunasalad out of my own ass
or scour my boobies off with a rusty SOS pad
or hump a piece of splintered balsa wood, hehehe!

Times New Roman you know the type
Callin' me Public Enemy but Don't Believe The Hype
Tough guy like the one in Star 8

Did you ever read Voltaire's Candide?
He says live life at Benny Hill freak out speed
Not a quote of what he wrote but a paraphrase
Make it up as you go Keyser Soze
Highlights yes but don't underline 'em
Just live for N.O.W. like Gloria Steinem
Life is like Marion Berry
It's not all that it's cracked up to be
Like Fred Sanford when the big one comes

Ha-ha, well now, we call this the act of mating
But there are several other
Very important differences
Between human beings and animals
That you should know about

I'd appreciate your input

Sweat baby, sweat baby
Sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff
That only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants
And I bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert

A is for Apple
B is for Baloons
C is for Crayons
D is for Drums

Like my scrotum here it is in a nutshell.

One thousand nine hundred and seventy-two
That's the year I got here when my dear mother's water blew
Not really realizin' the prize that's been begot to her
The bona fide lo-fi high-octane philosopher
Genius with a penis the few the proud the me

Here are the 1

Yummy down on yummy down on this down on
Yummy down on yummy down on this down on
Yummy down on yummy down on this down on
Yummy down on yummy down on this down on

Ouch it won't reach my mouth
If I could do it myself I'd probably never leave the house
But I can't so here's where you come in
Givin' it Diff'rent Strokes just like Arnold Drummond
Hummin' mm mm good like Campbell's