A Hangover You Don't Deserve lyrics

Woohoohoo
Woohoohoo

Debbie just hit the wall, she never had it all
One Prozac a day, husband's a CPA
Her dreams went out the door
When she turned twenty-four
Only been with one man
What happened to her plan

She was gonna be an actress
She was gonna be a star
She was gonna shake her ass
On the hood of White Snake's car
Her yellow SUV is now the enemy
Looks at her average life

When I came home, my stuff was on the lawn
I thought she was happy, but I was wrong
The note she left, it took me by surprise
Said, I've turned into some other guy
The things she said that she gave up for me
She says, it was a waste of time

Guess I don't really know what I was thinking
Would've thought we would float, but we kept sinking
Things were so good

I almost got drunk at school, at fourteen
Where I almost made out with the Homecoming Queen
Who almost went on to be Miss Texas
But lost to a slut, with much bigger breast-es
I almost dropped out to move to LA
Where I was almost famous for almost a day

And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it
Almost loved you
I almost wished you would've loved me too

I almost held up a grocery store

Ladies and gentlemen, in this corner, weighing in at 131 lbs
I'm sorry, correction, 126 lbs, it's the girl that broke my heart
Isn't she lovely folks, just look at that smile
Draws me in everytime

Someone call a medic cause I think she's gonna strike again
She slammed down the phone and gave the finger to the nightstand
And holds the picture in the heart-shaped frame we bought at Target

Well, it was ugly, but we made it this far
Some have gone, but I forget who they are
Now the hangovers are worse but we get through them fine
Sleeping late but we're not lazy
Getting older but we're still crazy
I'm so glad that I have these friends o' mine
It started out at a coffee shop in a most unlikely town
And there were casualties but we made it out anyhow

She packed her shit and she left for the city
On the 8:1

You, you called me out
You said, you're done with me
But I can't seem to remember anything at 3 AM
Am I that guy?
The one that's happy hanging with my friends
And five drinks in, I'm in love again

So, if I get drunk and call you up
Don't get pissed and don't hang up
I know it's late but it's never too late to be
Another last call casualty

I can't remember what I said

...2...3...This song goes out to my good friends
Especially the ones I had before the Grammy Nominations in 2

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I don't wanna meet your dad
Don't wanna hump your sister
Don't wanna do it to your best friend either
I don't want you messin around and givin me a blister
And leave me illin for the penicillin

When you walk out I don't wanna feel left out
Cuz sooner or later its just over, over

I don't wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I don't wanna waste my time with love and romance

She said, she needed a break
A little time to think
But then she went to Cleveland
With some guy named Leeland
That she met at the bank

There's nothing wrong with Ohio
Except the snow and the rain
I really like Drew Carey
And I'd love to see the Rock n' Rock Hall of Fame

So when you're done doing whatever
And when you're through doing whoever

(Maybe I'll get through it)
Not much to lean on, I'll get through it
You know I do it to myself anyway
She's got my calls blocked and she's through with it
You know I do it to myself anyway

You know I think it might be time
To give myself a rise and shine
And I'll be happy and my couch is gonna miss me
And all the girls will wanna kiss me

Gotta get my shit together (Gotta get my shit together)

Try not to talk when there's nothing to say
Kept bottled up, we get carried away
Then I fall, then I fall down
Then we fall down

And you know that it makes me feel so ridiculous

A pocket full of posies
We fall down on the inside, pretty on the outside
Turn it around, can we turn it around
Try to make a comeback with nowhere to start from now
But it's looking up

Alright, this is sad sad situation
One, two, three

Hitched a ride, I was so messed up
But I sure was glad to meet ya
You took my heart like they towed my car
And they're both still broken down
But while it looked pretty good on paper
And I come to find out later
That you're insane

Turn me off
I've had enough
I'm better off without anyone
I was wrong
Maybe you should stay
Away (Away)

It's not the end of the world
In fact, it's not even the end of the summer
But thank God the TV is on
Cause there's no way we could know
Anything that's goin' down
Or how were supposed to be feeling about it
I can't tell you how much I wish
We could shut up and smile, yeah

Sail around the world and tell them all to keep singing it
La la la la la

She don't even know exactly where she wants to go
Is that a double negative oh never mind let's go
To the next line of the story
I met her at the smoothie king she said Seattle's best
She may be right think I remember coffee on her breathe
She smoked cigarettes, I chewed bubble gum

I know I shouldn't take it but I think I kind of like it
When she tells me that I'm dumb

Woke up today in a van
Traded my pillow for a Miller Lite can
And in two more days I lose the guitar that I hawked
Slurped down a beer then one more twelve ounces later
I was outside your door and the pebble i threw
Was probably more like a rock

Then I fell, skinned my knee, broke my glasses, got stung by a bee
I lost my wallet and my car keys too

This is the song that reminds me of my trucker hat
That I used to wear not to block out the sun
With a John Deere logo and a stain on the back
From where you laid me out flat
One look, I was done

And all these things mean nothing to me
When I'm with you, I've got everything
I got more than I could need
Even Gotti would agree
You and I were meant to be
It's easy to see

I wanna wake up in your arms
I wanna set off your alarm
I wanna break into your car
And I wanna take out your backseat
The one where you told me everything
I thought I always wanted to hear
The one where you told me that it's over

And everytime you look in your rearview mirror
I hope you see me
And all the stuff we did when we were back there together, uh huh

Don't try to talk when there's nothing to say.
Kept bottled up, we get carried away.
Then I fall, then I fall down.
Then we fall down.
And you know that it makes me feel so ridiculous.
A pocket full of posies..

We fall down on the inside; pretty on the outside.
Turn it around, can we turn it around?
Try to make a comeback with nowhere to start from now.
But it's looking up.

Lately I feel so small
Or maybe itâs just that my bed has grown
I never noticed it before but you were there
So how was I to know
[bridge]
That this single bed
was always meant for two
not just anyone
it was meant for me and you

[chorus]
and now youâre halfway around the world
and Iâm just a day behind
Nothin seems to fill the hole
That I have since you left my side

Hello...Hello..Hello.. Hello..Hello!
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Move around kids..
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Mike Judge wants you back
Debbie Allen wants you
and my taco wants you back
Larry Hagman wants you back
Eddie Murphy wants you back (?)
The Alamo wants you back