Ass Like That lyrics

The way you shake it
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen a ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da doing doing doing

I don’t believe it
Its almost too good to be true
I ain't never seen a ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da doing doing doing

The way she moves, she's like a belly dancer
She shakin that ass to da new nelly jams
I think someones at the door but I don’t think Im'a answer
Police saying "freeze"
Da doing doing doing

What do you mean freeze?
Please I'm a human being I have needs
I'm not done, not until I'm finished peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing
Mr. Officer, I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further it's impossible for me
Do not treat me like a murderer
I just like to pee, pee pee yes I make R&B
I sing song, it go ringy chong ah ching chong chong chong ching.
Psych I joke I joke I kid I kid
If I offend I'm sorry please please forgive
For I am Triumph the puppet dog,
I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I say and you will love it

The way you shake it
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen a ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da doing doing doing

Jessica Simpson looks oh so tempting
Nick, I ain't ever seen a ass like that
Every time I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
Da doing doing doing

Mary Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now there getting older there starting to grow bum bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
Police saying "freeze"
Da doing doing doing

What do you mean freeze? Geez, I just got my seat
I have ticket look, I put it away, my zipper zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theatre please
I did not even get to see Mary Kate shower scene
I didn’t mean to be obscene or to make a great big scene
And don’t treat me like im Pee-Wee Herman, this movie is PG
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plea innocent, cop a plea and be free
Free yes free right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyer's with Michael he is too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz there's a puppet on my hand

The way you shake it
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen a ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da doing doing doing

Hillary Duff is not quite old enough
So I aint never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year ill say ass and she’ll make my pee pee go
Da doing doing doing doing

The way she moves she dances like a go go
In that video she sings "get out you bozo.
I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is Jojo"
Police saying "freeze"
Da doing doing doing

What do you mean freeze?
My computers will be seized
And my keys to my ranch I just made cookies
Mr. Officer, lookie take a whiff of these
Here I make Jesus juice take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me no not even me
I don’t even know if I can say the word pee pee, Pee on the radio, but I think I did
Janet is that a breast?
I think I just saw a tit
Psych I joke I joke, I kid I kid
I don’t think my joke is working I must flee quick
Get to the chopper everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Arnold get out!

The way you shake it
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen a ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da doing doing doing

So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please
I aint never seen a ass like that
Cuz the way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da doing doing doing