[Intro]
(Simultaneously)
Oh oh... Oh oh oh oh oh... Oh, Oh oh oh oh oh... Oh, oh oh oh oh oh... OH!
Oh...
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah... Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah...
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah... Yeah... Yeah

There is no escaping
There's no place to hide
You scream "someone save me"
But they don't pay any mind
Goodnight... Goodbye

[Verse 1]
You're walking down a horror corridor

***** in scottish accent*********
ohh! its muic to my ears!
oh man!
how can i describe the way i feel?!
fuckin great man!..ok!
let me seehow could i begin?
****** end of scottish accent *****

locked in mariahs wine cellar all i had for lunch
was red wine more red wine and captain crunch
red wine for breakfast and for bunch
and to soak up in an between snack crackers to munch

[Intro]
Lately I've been hard to reach
I've been too long on my own
Everybody has a private world
Where they can be alone
Are you calling me
Are you trying to get through
Are you reaching out for me
I'm reaching out for you

[Verse 1]
I'm just so fucking depressed, I just can't seem to get out this slump
If I could just get over this hump,
but I need something to pull me out this dump

eeeeeeeaahhh! oh!oh! Ladies and gentlemen,
the moment you've all been waiting for,
in this corner, weighing 175 pounds,
with a record of 17 rapes, 4

[Verse 1]
As I, fall deeper into a manic state
I'm a prime candidate for the gene to recieve the drug addict trait
Blood pressure climbs at a dramatic rate
I seem to gravitate to the bottle of Nyquill then I salivate
Start off with a Nyquill, like "I think I'll just have a taste"
Couple of sips of that, then I gradually graduate
To a harder prescription drug called Valium, like yeah that's great

"Morning, Marshall."
"Morning, doc."
"So we're discharging you today, how are you feeling?"
"Anxious."
"Anxiety?"
"Well, anxious to get home, anxious to get back into the world. Nervous."
"Nervous? C'mon, Marshall, you're a big boy now.
Sounding like a bit of a baby, you can do this. You found a sponsor yet?"
"Um, not yet. I mean, but when I get back"

[Intro]
Hello... Allow me to introduce myself... My name is, Shady.
It's so nice to meet you...It's been a long time...
Sorry I've been away so long...
My name is, Shady... I never meant to leave you

[Verse 1]
You see that chick in the gym, checkin' me out
Any second I'm bout to stick her neck in my mouth
I lose a pill, and I'm wrecklessly wreckin' the house

[Verse 1]

I was born with a dick in my brain
Yea fucked in the head
My step-father said that I sucked in the bed
'Til one night he snuck in and said
We're going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed
"Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?"
After I fuck you in the butt, get some head
Bust a nut, get some rest
The next day my mother said,

[Intro]
Oh my goodness! What have I done! Oh no! I can't believe it!
It's like... I've got the whole world in my palm!
And I'm ready to DROP BOMBS!

[Verse 1]
Welcome to the Slim Shady Mecca Rebecca
It's the village in New York right next to the Tribeca
It's my sector, homosexual disector, come again, rewind selecta!
I said nice rectum, I had a vasectomy Hector

[Male Medic]
Mr. Mathers?
Mr. Mathers!
Mr. Mathers...
Mr. Mathers can you hear my voice?
OK he's not responding
I'm gonna need an 18 gauge left AC right away

[Female Medic]
Uh, BP is 9

INTRO:
I feel like dancing, I feel like dancing/
I smell something in the air that's making me high/
I said I smell something in the air that's making me high/

VERSE 1:
(Okay here we go) do-re-me-fa-so-fa-so-la-ti-da-so/
Lyrical Roscoe kick back a Tabasco/
You motherfuckers must just not know the tic-toc so/
Time to show you the most kick-ass flow in the cosmos/

[Intro]
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah...
Okay... Aight aight aight aight aight aight
Yo yo... Alright I'ma lay the chorus first...
Here we go now!

[Chorus]
My Mom loved valium, and lot's of drugs
That's why I am, like I am, 'cause I'm like her!
Because My Mom loved valium, and lot's of drugs
That's why I'm on, what I'm on, 'cause I'm My Mom!

[Verse 1]

[Intro - Eminem]
Good evening... This is your fucking captain speaking
We will soon be reaching an altitude of 4 million and a half feet
That's 8 million miles in the sky
Please undo your seatbelt for takeoff
You are now free to smoke up out the cabin

[Dr. Dre]
I'm Dre from back in the day from
NWA from black and the grey from
Chokin' a bitch to smackin' her face from

[Intro]
Yeah... Same song and dance...
Damn girl everywhere I go, same song and dance
I like the way you move, all over the globe
Same song and dance... Something about it man
Same song and dance... In the pale moon light

[Verse 1]
I'm lookin' at you yeah girl, you're kinda tooken back by
The whole rapper thing aren't ya
Probably thinking you'll get slapped so dang hard, ya

Yeah, yeah,
Follow me, follow me
Come with me to the dark side of the force
No man would boldly go to this place
The devil only knows of this world
So dark and oh so cold, it's oh so cold, oh so cold oh!

Soon as my flow starts
I compose art like the ghost of Mozart
Even though they all say that they're real
I know that most aren't
Boy you think you're clever don't ya

Eminem: Heyyy!
Steve: Hey, Em, what's up?
Eminem: Steve Berman. What's goin' on, man, how you doin?
Good to see you again. What's up?
Steve: Em, could you come here and have a seat, please?
Eminem: Umm, yeah, what's...
Steve: Vannessa, shut the door.
Secretary: Okay.
Eminem: So what's up? How's orders looking for the first week?
Steve: It would be better if you gave me nothing at all.

[Tonya]
Hey! Hey, stop, hey. Please stop, fuck stop!
Thank God you stopped.
fuck, my fucking on star isn't working,
I left my fucking phone at home!
God, I've been standing out here for like, an hour
I'n soaking wet, freezing
Thank you so much. Really, you're a life-saver
What are you doing?
Fucking! Get away from me! What the FUCK! FUCKIN ASSHOLE!
GET AWAY FROM ME YOU MOTHERFUCKER! GET AWAY!

[Intro]
Alot of people ask me... where the fuck I been at, last few years
Shit I don't know... but I do know, I'm back now... haha

[Chorus]
Here come's the rain, and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I disappeared, they'll wonder how
Looking for me, I'm underground

Here come's the rain, and thunder now
Nowhere to run, to run to now
I disappeared, they'll wonder how

Guess Who You Miss me?...
Jessica Simpson sing the chorus

When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
Youre the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
Youre a rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who (chicka) made you *ahem*

Verse Two: