Well, my dandruff is loose

An' my breath is chartreuse

I know I ain't cute

An' my voice is ka-poot

But that's awright people

I'm just crazy enough to sing to you

Any old way

I figure the odds be fifty-fifty

I just might have some thing to say

Ain't gonna sing you no love song

How my heart is all sore

Will not beg your indulgence

'Cause you heard it before

An' that's awright people

I'm just crazy enough to sing to you

Any old way

I figure the odds be fifty-fifty

I just might have some thing to say

See my prance!

I have taken your time

I have sung you my song

Ain't no great revelation

But it wasn't too long

An' that's awright people

I'm just crazy enough to sing to you

Any old way, ha ha!

I figure the odds be fifty-fifty

I just might have some thing to say