Stepping on the Crowtche owf Your American President lyrics

Jonny, Jonny, Yes I know Jonny
Poopoopants... poopants
Poopants, poopoopants
Poopoopants... poopants
Poopants... biggity-pants
Poopants, poopants
Poopoopants, poopoopants
Jonny, Jonny, Jonny Jonny Jonny Jonny
Poopoopants... poopants
Poopants, poopoopants
Poopants... poopoopants
Biggity-pants... biggity-pants
Jonny pants, poopants
Poopants, poopoopants

(to tune of Can't Touch This )

Don't touch that
Don't touch that
Can't have it
Hands off

Schmy schmy schmy schmy
Music hit me so good
Made me say Oh my God
Thank you for giving me a
2 hip rhyme and a 2 hop feet
It feel good and I dont know what but
Thats my hot dog and you can't touch so
Get your hands off and you know what
That's my hot dog, can't touch

Can't touch that
Hands off

hashmeer! hashmeer!
oh what is it blade? what is it?
all the kids at eddie's are sayin my bones are astrew
and that my arm... my arm looks like a garbage truck
oh!,oh its right bobby mcprescot
you know youre not eating a lot of cheese thats why
youre supposed to eat something like 14 hundred gallons per day or something

(Rings)
Thank you for calling the Waffle House can I help you?
Hello!, yes, yais.....Who is this?
This is Sue.
Alright, hello Sue.
I'm ready to place my order for food to take off home.
First.....two hotan sandwaches are preety good.....and uh
You want what?
Two hotan sandwaches and a salad bowl...and doo....doo, doo Mr. Cokes
I can't understand you.
What?!?

going down the street
doing really fast
you want to do a race win 1st place not last
so you decide that you need some gas fly
into 7-11 like baseball pass so you
pump 2, 3, 4
gallons you decide you need some more keep
doing 5, 6 and a half then i
look at you and you start to laugh
i think to myself
what is funny
you get in your car because you forgot your money

Hey Shblade
Shiggity shiggity shwaa

Guess what idiot?
What you did today?

Uhh...

Wrong!!!

Hey!
I got a new Super88 System.

You did not...

Swear to god i got it at Chunky's for 2 dollar-es.

Oh yea? Let me see it..... Wow.

Yeah, you like that idiot.
I do.
I got it, you dont.
Shuttup.

Gawd dam.

Hey,guess what?

What?

It has new game.

What game?

-Blade, listen to thait.
-Okay, what?
-I'm going to the doctorate, right?
-Mmm Hmm?
-And my-- and he's telling me I haive this problem
weef my fronthead, when I'm touching it it does like thait:
(bing!)
-Oh, Crapshaitt!
-Oh daim!
-You and I mowst haive been drinking
out of the saime cup, you know?
-We daid.
-Because, when I haive a saime problem, weef a laidie,

Hey Blade
What you say?
I saw a lady, the other day, she came to store,
looked at me and sed hey
Well guess whothe?
Whothe?
She didn't like you very much because, when you were not looking
I was touching her butt
Oh yes?
Yes.
Was it round or square cauwse if you say round,
you did not touch down there.
Oh no, it was round and I squeesed it so hard,
that she put her candy down

hashmeer! hashmeer!
oh what is it blade? what is it?
all the kids at eddie's are sayin my bones are astrew
and that my arm... my arm looks like a garbage truck
oh!,oh its right bobby mcprescot
you know youre not eating a lot of cheese thats why
youre supposed to eat something like 14 hundred gallons per day or something

Strawberry!
Schigaddy Strawberry!
Strawbe-- Schife!

Prostitoute. I haite you.

Put down de Oreo craikers, and quit doing de sex.

Thais is for you.

Hay, girl, if it waisn't for you;

Evaryday after school I haive nothing to do.

I waint to your house like evary day,

You were stupid baish cause you gaive me some play.

But I didin't like it, waisn't very good.

Now you are prostitoute of neighborhood.

I just want bang, bang, bang!
I don’t want relationship!
I just want bang, bang, bang!
I don’t want to know your name.
I just want bang, bang, bang!
I don’t want to meet you mom.
I just want bang, bang, bang!
Beish, you drive me insane
when you give me that bang, bang, bang!

Ok, Annie, listen.
I don’t want to make sex, eat chocolate, look at animals, take walk.
No.

i dont care its three a.m., put on your coate!
we neede braide, hot-heads and a box of dr. coke.
i slap you if youe laughh to thinnkh these is a joke, (NO!)
so grab your piggy boat and let outt the ghoat.
what do you vant? i bait they haive it,
talkinge boiys of plaistck, tricks of magick,
double-authomatick wipes for the crapshaith,
kites for a bahd kid, the total is addhed,

Like the way you sing
Like the way you dance
Hashmeer like the way you look in the hot pants
Huh, look so good I want to give you a hug
Make me want to do the sex on Grizzly bair rug
Like the way you walk when you jiggle your hips
Look so good make me want to do a flip
And bet you taste the better than the hot dog and chips
Wish I could at least to give you kick on the lips

Hey, tell me who's hot, who's not
Tell me who you wanted to go to the store
(Uh huh, Yeah)
Him or me?
(Yeah Uh huh, yeah)
If he goes he buys broccoli
I like candy but
I don’t want no Twislex bar
(Twislex Bar)
I don’t want no hershey crunch
I don’t want no candy cane
(Candy Candy)
Cause I need a good snack to go with my lunch
So I… STEP to the snack machine

Oh, you are wanting to get fowdged up?
You are wanting us to make all the animals to attack?
You are wanting to stare into the face...
Of a criminal ninja?
We are the future presidents of your United States
We change the name of your sister
And do not tell you what it is!
Listen!

You put your face in my face
I kick a rock in it
That's why we're hanging off

Soccer, Soccer, Soccer... (22x)
You would give me kiss if I were on soccer team
Soccer, Soccer, Soccer... (16x)

Yes, You would give me kiss if I were on the soccer team,
I know this because you are girlfriend of Rasheem.
If I had a jersey with my number on the back,
Then you would be my girlfriend and you would give me smack.
When I'd dial a telephone call you would call me back,

Hey Girl You Not Very Nice
You don't even know how to tie your own shoe-ays
I say to you how to tie a shoe
You say you don't know so you wear the velcrue

I give you 50 cent to go to the store
you supposed to spend 30 but you spend more
Supposed to give 5 but you only gave 4
Say your dumb got chopped on the floor

NO YOU DID NOT!!! YOU LIE ABOUT EVERYTHING!!!