Bizaar LP lyrics

*Clips from Shockumentary*

Remember me bitch? 8th grade
Oak Park skinny ass welfare aid
Utsler and Bruce brothers we was the shit
Dungeons & Dragons, and Bruce Lee flicks
Quit school, nobody missed us
Nobody hugged and kissed us, only dissed us
And now look at these beautiful model type high class women
Taking my dick in them
You don't remember my kind in class

(Violent J)
Are you scared?
(Fearless)
Are you scared, little bitch?
Are you scared at ghosts
(what's the matter)
Are you scared at ghosts
Matter of fact I'll summon a ghost with this Ouija board
And as soon as it shows up, I'll slap it!

I'll go to Alaska,
bitch slap a polar bear and take it's food
I'll mow the fuckin' lawn,
on a land mine field like what (boom!)
I'll roll a m-8

Right now a massive cloud is lingering over the city
Police say calls from worried residents began pouring in this morning
Witnesses say it looked like a large dark rain cloud
That initially started over Heart Plaza
And within' hours the cloud spread
Now covering a large portion of the midwest
People in the affected regions say it looks like
The workings of an incredible thunderstorm

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
I don't know (Uh oh)
She ain't even looking that good (Kinda fat)
Even so, i think i'd probably fuck her if i could.
(Kinda fat like that)
It's just somethin bout the way her titties swing around.(Boing)
Wiping poo-poo of that babie's butt,
I think I wanna dick her down

(Chorus 2x)
Wanna fuck my homie's baby's momma
I'm attracted to the helly drama

What did I do? Tell me tell me what did I do?
Tell me NOTHIN! I did nothin wrong! Tell me. Nothin!

(Violent J)
Look at that guy over there he's so skinny
He'd probably suck my dick for a penny
That's fuckin nasty what kinda bitch does he get
The kind that smells like shit with a scabbed lip
Pushin all that trash in his shopping cart
Musta smoked himself into a retard

I gotta tell him
I gotta be a man and handle my business
I know he's gonna hate me
I gotta call'em

What up dawg?
What you been up to?
Oh yeah, well thats cool, check it out
Me and you, we been down for a while right?
We been here and there, we been pretty tight
Something happened last night that you might get upset about
But hear me out, I didnt mean nothing by it
I'm gonna make this quick

This goes out to that special someone in my Life
Oh we all have somebody special, this is for them

I like ice cream, cherry pie
And lemon aid with summer breeze
I like rainbows, Leafy trails
And puppy dogs with bumble bees
I like cotton candy gum
And bumper cars at carnivals
Golden skies and hazel eyes
And sand in-between my toes...but

SOMETHIN' TELLS ME THAT I HATE YOU!

(Violent J)
Hey, hey..I, um, I still have a problem...if it's ok with them...you know, them
The Dark Carnival in general
It's the whole stabbin' thing again.
See I uh,

I stab people like everyday folks
Skinny people, any people, I chop off their throats
My stabbings are ninja-like, there quick pfft hey!
By the time you feel it I'm like three blocks away

(Violent J)
Welcome to the Dark Carnival....
Violent J....Shaggy 2 Dope....
The Insane Clown Posse....
We'll live forever...(Live forever...)
Come join us....(Live forever...)
Carnival awaits us...(Live forever...)
Take my hand...(Live forever...)
Take my hand....(Live forever...)
Shangri-La...
Live forever...(Live forever...)

(Violent J)
Here go another clown song, freaky and weird

Welcome to the tilt-a-whirl
All you muthafuckas are gonna die
Everybody! You're dying everyday, constantly
I'll kill myself right mutha fuckin' now
And still won't die, try me
Wicked clowns never, never die, whut?

Oh my goody look a chicken
Keep your money here's a ticket
Hold up keep your kids out here
They too young to play in there
Step right up now strap'em in

I think it's the heart's desire for every person in america and Canada
to succeed
(worldwide)
Success is one thing that's the motivating force behind many men
(amen)
And tonight, I want to speak in a way that you'll realize
That God ordained every one of his creations to be successful.

Look at this millionare, suave, definitely paid
Lemonade, stock market played, marinate in shade, top grade

You don't like the way I am,
You don't like ICP & Twiztid,
Always with a hatchet...Whut,
Fuck You, fuck you
This the way I am

(Violent J)
I stay scrubby even though I'm paid
Dropped out in the sixth grade
had syphilis three times
Committed mad felony crimes
Been a week I ain't washed my ass
Flunked outta special ed class
I'd slap John Gotti right here
Only he's locked up now so neea