Carnival Of Carnage LP lyrics

Girl 1: Yeah?
Girl 2: Well then I sucked his nuts.
Girl 1: Oh did you?
Girl 2: Yeah.
Girl 1: Wow. Did you fuck him?
Girl 2: Well yeah, he fucked me in the ass.
Girl 1: Wow. What about Radney?
Girl 2: Fuck him. What he doesn't know won't hurt him.

*Other line beeps*
Girl 2: Hold on a second...

*Clicks over*

Girl 2: Hello?

(Violent J)
Carnival of Carnage, Carnival of Carnage, Carnival of Carnage
Carnival of Carnage, Carnival of Carnage, Carnival of Carnage
Carnival of Carnage, Carnival of Carnage, Carnival of Carnage
Carnival of Carnage, Carnival of Carnage, Carnival of Carnage
Carnival of Carnage, Carnival of Carnage, Carnival of Carnage
Carnival of Carnage, Carnival of Carnage, Carnival of Carnage

Got another funky rhyme
Another funky, funky rhyme
Got another funky rhyme
Another funky rhyme
Another funky, funky rhyme
Aw shit, man, that's the ICP!!!
This is my jam!!!
Them are my psychedelic, motherfucking inter-gallactic boys G!!!
Aw, shit!
Well, they let the gate up so I bail
It's been six months pick me up from the county jail
With a smog mother payin' my dues

[Chorus X4]
Ghetto freak show Ghe Ghe Ghetto Freakshow
Ghetto freak Ghe Ghetto Freakshow

It's three o'clock in the morning and you're sleeping
Wicked clowns in the moonlight creeping
Slide through your window under your bed
Crawl in through your ear, eat your head
Bumping into bones cuz I need light
Tip-toeing down through your windpipe
Climbing down your spine was the fun part

Oh, you'll never guess what's up
My mu'cking head blew up
My chins in an old man's backyard
I gotta sneak through his yard
To find the fothermucker
And he's got a pet bulldog
And it's sitting on my chin like a frog on a log
I throw a bone to try to distract
Cuz I'm wanting my chinny-chin-chin back
I'll never be one to boast
But there's my tongue hanging off the lightpost

(Violent J)
It was a soft gentle night
In the little town of, of, well, your town
The gentle breeze swept the streets
Creating that pleasant howl that these kind townfolks
Have enjoyed for so many, many years
The wind chimes sent their peaceful melodies
Into the ears of the sleepy residents
But the unusual was approaching in the distance
Something evil headed towards this small town

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Violent J, Violent J, is that you?

[Violent J]
I'm on the microphone, so what'cha wanna do?

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Violent J, Violent J, is that you?

[Violent J]
A wicked, wicked clown painted just for you

[Violent J]
I drink Faygo it's only a buck-ten
I'm a pour it on your tits when we fucking
Cuz I'm with that kinky shit, ho
I can see you butt-naked in your window

Shit, I can't fucking take this
All this fucking pressure, I'm dying
Make me go motherfucking crazy
I got all these motherfuckers
Every where I go
They gonna come down on me
([Background:] Why don't you get a job, man?)
Oh no, here they come, man
Stop it, man, stop it, man
I can't fucking take it, HAHAHAHAH
Come on, man HAHA HAHA
There's no ouhahahat
Showed up at your high school prom

The ghettos of America are breeding grounds
For the criminal minded
As for years they have killed one another of
And America has enjoyed its creation
But now these ghetto-minded criminals
Have crossed the line into your neighborhood
And will soon give you a taste of the hell
That they have lived for so long
So pops, this time its your son gets shot
Deal with your own creation

Rapping to this bitch with a red neck
A red neck, that fucking red neck
Rapping to this bitch with a red neck
A down south bitch with a red-ass neck
Bitch, you gotta red neck
But you look kinda straight so I'm bout to step
Heard you like fucking in pig pens
You never seen boys, so you fuck your girlfriends
Bitch, I know you's a ho
So let me fuck you with my big toe

The Time has come for the blood to run into the streets paved with gold
We have lived in the zoo of the ghetto for so long
And like animals we kill each other for the hatred of others
We must move into the suburbs and punish the rich for their ignorance
For the horror of death, that is part of our life in our neighborhood
And give them a taste of the same

Well, you know the juggla jumped in the mixer
Been down the road and I broke a few necks
And I'll break a few more, so what's up
Road by me on the corner, I'm a hold my nuts up
It's finna fuck you wit' dat
But if you a sewer skank, let me hit dat
Cause Violent J, ain't even one to fake it
I wanna see some folded up skank bitches naked
I pass out when it gets dark

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
One time, the ICP with this shit
For you and your boys to say "fuck yeah" to
Yo, J, kick some of that shit about the wizard and all that
Drop a psycho beat and go on and rap, bald-headed fuck

(Violent J)
Aw shit, homeboy, you should of seen me
I was flipped at the party drinking a fifth of MD
Straight passed-out on his mother's bed

Your Rebel Flag

Stop the bus!
Violent J comes out, barrels to your chest
And blow your lungs out
Motherfuck a fucking hick
I'll kick you in the mouth, swell your fucking lips up
You swallow them teeth when I do
And me and my boys will run a train on your Thelma Lou
Then break her fucking back
Goddamn bigots ain't all that
So I'ma cut your brain out
Reach in and pull your spine out