Great Milenko LP lyrics

The beast lives out of the raging storm in the dead of night
The ravenous, blood-sick creature searches for it's sacrifice
Through the hideous darkness, it lurches, driven by death itself
Only the satisfaction of slaughter will
cause it to return to the darkness from which it came...

Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu
Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu

This one goes out to the ninjas
Thats been down since Carnival of Carnage
Nah, fuck that, since Dog Beats
Nah, fuck that, since Basement Cuts, motherfucker

How long will the juggalos be down with me?
How long till they forget me, check it out
What if I grew another fucking head
And his name was Violent Ed
And he head butt me every time I cussed
I would need two microphones when I bust

(Chorus 2x)
Great Milenko (HaHa ha haha)
Great Milenko (Hehe hehe Haha haha)
Great Milenko (HaHa ha haha)
Great Milenko (Hehe Hehe Haha haha)

(Violent J)
Come one, come all, and witness magic!
I introduce to you, an occult sorcerer
Of the ancient craft of Necromancy
A caster of mind-bending illusions
From the nether void of the shadow walkers
Excelled from Shangri-La,

Ticket please, thanks, walk through the door
Into the Halls Of Illusions, visit yours
And see what coulda and shoulda and woulda been real
But you had to fuck up tha whole deal
"Lets take a walk down the hallway
It's a long way it, it takes all day!"

And when you get to tha end, you'll find a chair
With straps and chains, we slap you in there
Lock you down tight so you can't move a thread

Give God the first portion of your income, say that with me,
Give God the first portion of your income. Give it first!
Not after deducts, not after the social security, and the
hospitilization, and the malnutrition. Not after all these
things on your check you say, I'm gonna give God a little what's
left. You do, and that's what you gonna get from God."

[Violent J]
Who am I? I'm not the Devil

"Serial slaughtering stranglers
Jugular Juggling jugglers
Folded, fat, floppy-tittied freaks
I C fuckin P's in the house"

Abracadabra boom shacka dae
I'm Violent J, and I'm back like a vertebrae
And I come with a hat full of tricks
Trunk full of Faygo, car full of fat chicks
Hahahahahahahaha, fuck you
Wicked clowns, we'd like to say what up to

"Hey there, do you like excitement?" (yeah)
"Do you like suspense?" (uh huh)

"Do you like Nel Carter?" (no)
"Good cuz you won't find her here, this is the house of horrors
And for you it's absolutely free, step right in" (thanks)
"Say no more stupid ass, your breath says enough"
Woboogawoo WAAA!! Welcome to the House of Horrors
Were you born in a barn, shut the fuckin door

(chorus:)

How many times will I ask myself why, how many times?
How many times will I ask myself why, how many times will I cry?
(end chorus)
(chorus)
How many times will you honk your horn and say fuck you?
Now what the fuck does that do?
Ya feel better now? I didn't let ya pass,
How 'bout I stop my car, and beat your fuckin' ass?
How many times will my neighbor beat his wife?

"Pumpkin, put some music on, I feel like dancin'."
"Hold on, suga, I'm fixin' to right now
3,6,4 awright, now come over here, woman
Let's get this shindig started, woo! C'mon, everybody!
Now what in the hell is wrong with this juke machine?"

Be warned, my children
Six will visit, followed by the crumbling of time itself
Before the coming of Shangri-La
A dark Carnival will sweep across the land

(Violent J)
Jump out of bed and I head for the grapenuts
Eat em quick or they soggy and that sucks
Trying to find a clean pair of socks and a shirt
Still sporting the same drawers even though they hurt
In the fridge, there's a Faygo, it tastes ill
Cause it's flatter then a bitch on a Big Wheel
I got a few moneybacks and a little change
So I'm heading to the store when the phone rings

"Does this excite you? Think about it! Does it not stagger the
imagination? No builder on earth can concieve any structure to
compare to the mansions above. Won't that be something when you go
to live in your own mansion? There'll be no concern about paying for it
it's already taken care of. There'll be no worry about veing moved out
of it. It will be yours forever."

[Shaggy 2 Dope]

Ahhh! Come and get it! Woo!
We got some fresh fills for your fat chicken-ass to snack on, bitch!
So here, start with a slice of this fresh piggy pie, motherfucker!"

The first little piggy, his house is made of wood
He lives in a chicken turkey piggy neighborhood
He likes to fuck his sister, and drink his moonshine
A typical redneck filthy fuckin' swine
I rode into town with my axe in my holster

Brain insane, Sugar wooga...Phwaah

Voodoo, runnin' from my magic

Brain insane, suga wooga pwah
Southwest voodoo's in the haugh!
Wicked voodoo, doped up killer
Magic, dark magic

Met this kid named Louie Lou
He thought he could fuck with this voodoo
So I turned his head into a lima bean
And then flicked it off his shoulders

From Mookan House to Shangri-La
Egyptian Pharaoh, coompata

(Host Intro)
Let's meet contestant #1
He's a schitzophrenic serial killer clown,
Who says women love his sexy smile.
Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon.
Sharon, what's your question?

(Sharon)
Contestant #1, I believe first impressions last forever,
so let's say you were to come over to my parents' house
and have dinner with me and my family.

I'm still here under the moon (2x)

I was just a child but you seemed like so much more
The way you would approach me and drift across the floor
I'd see you in the hall, and you'd kiss me with a smile
I never understood it, was I even worth your while?
The others kids at school, they would hate me and they'd spit
Cuz I was just a no one, to them I wasn't shit

What is a Juggalo? Let me think for second,
well, oh. He gets butt naked,
and then he walks through the streets winking at freaks,
with a two liter stuck in his butt cheeks!
What is a Juggalo? He just don't care,
he might try to put a weave in his nut hair.
Cuz he could give a fuck less what a bitch thinks,
he'd tell her that her butt stinks, and all that!