(spoken intro)
[Bruce] 'What the fuck is that?'
[Nerd] 'Hi, guys, are you in a band or something? I mean it
would be so cool if you were in a band 'cos you're Driving a
big bus with band on the front of it'
[Bruce] 'Why don't you shut up and get on board will ya?'
[Nerd] 'Wow! I have it here you got a stereo and a microwave
And, and you got a beer, I'd like a Heineken if you've got

Giving a swish with your arse in the air,
Dont you know what theyre saying?
Charlotte youre so refined,
When you take all the love that theyre giving.

Sticking with every man that you find,
Dont you know what theyre after?
Charlotte youve got your legs in the air,
Dont you hear all their laughter?

Charlotte the harlot
Show me your leg.
Charlotte the harlot
Take me to bed.
Charlotte the harlot

...what ho! Nicko here! Welcome to Nicko's "Not alot of people know that, number 9!" Yes! This is the one
that comes after eight or before ten, but if you don't have number eight, it comes after seven, doesn't it? Yes,
well you stupid little people, if you do not have number eight or number seven or one of them's missing,

At a point below zero
There's no place left to go
Six hundred unknown heroes
Were killed like sleeping buffalo

Through the devil's canyon
Across the battlefield
Death has no companion
The spirit is forced to yield

There goes the bandolero
Through the hole in the wall
He's a coward but doesn't care though
In fact, he doesn't care at all

The general that's commanding
He's defending what he fears

Walking through the city
Looking oh so pretty
Ive just got to find my way,

See the ladies flashing
All their legs and lashes
Ive just got to find a way.

Well you see me crawling through
the bushes with it open wide
What you seeing girl?
Cant you believe that feeling
Cant you believe it
Cant you believe your eyes?
Its the real thing girl.

Got me feeling myself,
and reeling around