Everybody Loves a Nut lyrics

Well he's not very handsome to look at

Oh he's shaggy and he eats like a hog

And he's always killin' my chickens

That dirty old egg-suckin' dog

Egg-suckin' dog

I'm gonna stomp your head in the ground

If you don't stay out of my hen house

You dirty old egg-suckin' hound

Now if he don't stop eatin' my eggs up

Though I'm not a real bad guy

There once was a musical troupe

A pickin' singin' folk group

They sang the mountain ballads

And the folk songs of our land

They were long on musical ability

Folks thought they would go far

But political incompatibility led to their downfall

Well, the one on the right was on the left

And the one in the middle was on the right

And the one on the left was in the middle