Let's Call Him ... Kev! lyrics

A fair dinkum ozzie football legend, Jacko was
There weren't a man alive that didn't fear him on the footy ground because
They'd seen him rip a poor bloke's arm off once
Just snapped it off and then
He beat the bastard 'round the noggin with the soggy end
So when Jacko's mob played Almob in an exhibition game
I was told to play on Jacko
'Cause our rockman pulled up lame