The Second Kumin' Of Kev lyrics

I just got back from the Local
Had to try the local brew
And I ran into the local gossip
And I learned a thing or two
All about you local yokels
And what ya get up to
And he read me your pedigrees
And I’ll read em back to you

The local chef’s a poofter
The local doc’s a drunk
The local priest likes little boys bums
And the local cops a cunt
I said the local cops a cunt