So Nice So Smart lyrics

I was quiet as a mouse
When I snuck into your house
And took rufies with your spouse
In a nit and out a louse
Lice are lousy all the time
They suck your blood, drink your wine
Say shut up and quit your crying
Give it time and youll be fine

Youre so nice and youre so smart
Youre such a good friend I have to break your heart
Ill tell you that I love you then Ill tear your world apart
Just pretend I didnt tear your world apart

I like boys with strong convictions
And convicts with perfect diction
Underdogs with good intentions
Amputees with stamp collections
Plywood skinboards ride the ocean
Salty noses, suntan lotion
Always seriously joking
and rambunctiously soft-spoken
I like boys that like their mothers
And I have a thing for brothers
But Id always wait til were under the covers
To say Im sure glad were not lovers

Youre so nice and youre so smart
Youre such a good friend I have to break your heart
Ill tell you I love you then Ill tear your world apart
Just pretend I didnt tear your world apart.

I like my new bunny suit
I like my new bunny suit
I like my new bunny suit
When I wear it I feel cute.