[Intro]
Hey, yeah! I want all you proud sistas to stand up
I want everybody to stand up and be counted tonight
Brothers and Sisters if you know you got your thing together
I want you to stand on up, now I got somethin' to tell ya'
I told ya' how to think about it, now I want to tell how to get the thing together
So come on now and get up to it yall

[Verse 1]

[Ludacris]
AOWWWW!
I never used to snore in my sleep 'til this rap shit started
Warm thoughts fill the hot-headed and cold-hearted
Your whole paycheck, you burp it and then fart it
And y'all think I'm gon' stop? BLOW IT OUT YA ASS!
In one year I got rich, now life's movin so fast
But bein broke with no food is just a thing of the past
Plus I'm the new phenomenon like white women with ass

[Intro]
Stand up! Stand up!
Stand up!

[Chorus: Ludacris and (Shawna)]
When I move you move (just like that?)
When I move you move (just like that?)
When I move you move (just like that?)
Hell yeah! Hey DJ bring that back!
(When I move you move) just like that?
(When I move you move) just like that?
(When I move you move) just like that?
(Hell yeah, Hey DJ bring that back!)

[Verse - 1]

Rob Quarters skit

(Interviewer)

Whats the deal people?!
It’s the Natural Disaster: T-Storm comin’ at you with another hip-hop spotlight.

Since the success of being a radio air personality from back in the day

and later goin’ on to release his independent album,

Ludacris has inspired other radio jocks to persue careers in Hip-Hop.

(feat. Sandy Coffee)

[Ludacris + (Sandy Coffee)]
Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Say it (make love to me)
Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Ohhhh! What? (fuck, meee!)
Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Say it (make love to me)
Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Ohhhh! What? (fuck, meee!)

[Chorus: repeat 2X]
I'm bout to throw some game, they both one and the same
Cupid's the one to blame - say it (make love to me)

(feat. Eightball & MJG, Carl Thomas)

[Chorus: Carl Thomas]
I'm tryin to make it through these hard times (hard, times)
I'm tryin to make it through these hard times
I'm tryin to make it through these hard times (hard, times)
I'm tryin to make it through these hard times
I'm tryin to make it through these hard times (hard, times)
I'm tryin to make it through these hard times

Gangsta whitewalls, TV antennas in the back (the back, the back...)

[Chorus]
I wanna (diamond in the back)
I wanna (sunroof top)
I wanna (diggin' the scene with a gangsta lean)
I wanna (diamond in the back)
I wanna (sunroof top)
I wanna (diggin' the scene with a gangsta lean)
I wanna (diamond in the back)
I wanna (sunroof top)
I wanna (diggin' the scene with a gangsta lean)

(coughing)Ahhh Yeahhh

Ludacris:

We sendin' this one out from everybody,

I mean to everybody from the H-town
to the A-town and world wide

so get your lighters, get your drank,

and I'll tell you what

I'm so fucked up, and screwed up

if anybody try to blow my Hi you know what Ima tell'em

Chorus:

Fuck you, Fuck you,

Fuck you, Fuck you,

Fuck you, Fuck you(I'm screwed up)

[Dial Tone]
[Numbers being pressed]
Hello, Thank you for calling Disturbing Tha Peace.
To help expodate your call, please listen carefully to the following options.
If you're calling to solicit a demo tape, press 1.
If you're calling regarding a job, press 2.
If you're calling to borrow money, press 3.
If you're calling to find the nearest weed spot in your area, press 4.

One more again head down pussy poppin on a handstand

[Hook]
Head down pussy pussy poppin
Head down pussy pussy poppin
Head down pussy pussy poppin
Head down pussy poppin on a handstand

On a handstand
On my american banstands
Summersalts cartwheels bitch just keep on dancing
Chinese splits-splits slide on down that pole-pole
And feel this dick getin outa control-trol

Hi, my name's Ludacris and I'm high as girrafes (yeah)

And im close to the edge so your parents can come push me

I curse so much just to get on they nerves

I got kids actin a fool from the traps to the birbs

My filthy mouf it wont fight cavities or beat plaque
So i shot the tooth fairy (aahhh) and took my old teeth back

I'll take a shit on the equator, the size of a crater

(Ludacris) And now brothas and sistas we present the black man's struggle... (Straining groans and moans followed up with farting sounds a splash and a toilet flushing)

(feat. Snoop Dogg)

Hey! Thank all yall for comin' out tonight
It was a beautiful night tonight and The Shizznit
Where pimpin' and dead, these hoes just scared
Thanks Snoop Dogg, Ludacris, all the niggas from the LBC
It was a beautiful night tonight
Oh, look at these fools, Ay! Security! Come get these niggaz!

[Verse 1 - Luda (Snoop)]

Hey we gonna be havin some fun and...
(Cause cause cause cause)
Cause 2 is better than 1 and...
(Some some some some)
Some body kill the lights we doin
Freaky (freaky) (freaky) (freaky) shit tonight, Yaay
[Ludacris Verse 1]

Double the pleasures like double the fun
How many licks does it take to the center of a Luda pop double the tounges

(Music playz in background)

Nigga 1: Ay man, don't I know you from somewhere befo?

Nigga 2: Yea, uhh

Nigga 1: You went ta Washington, didnt' ya?

Nigga 2: Uhh, yea I did go ta Washington

Nigga 1: Yo name'z Willy Beamen

Nigga 2: Yup, dat'z my name

Nigga 1: Yea, Willy Beamen, yea man, wutz goin on folk?

Nigga 2: Yea, wutz up man, you Jamez right?

(feat. Chingy, I-20, Tity Boi)

[Ludacris]
DTP we got them guns that go...

[I-20]
Yea I'm all about that pistol playa, cold blooded killa
Niggaz recognize my name,
I dub the young dealer
You better tell ya man that with the gages I'm nice
Ill shoot up yall white shirts until yall look like dice
But I'm through with all the talking time to show all you niggaz

[Ludacris]
Yeah
Gotta feel me on this one
Ain't none of this shit happen overnight
We talking about a long time coming motherfucker
[Chorus 2X: Dolla Boy + (Tity Boi)]
It ain't clean on these streets(uh, uh)
It's mean on these streets(yeah)
Blocks up, hats down
Fiends on these these streets
(So please pay attention when you coming around