Beyond The Valley Of The Murderdolls lyrics

Paranormal chicken geek
Drugged up superstar fiend
Genderbending galactic freak
Sci-fi lobotomy

Exorcism, circumcision
Horrifying gruesome scene
Bloodsuckers, a motherfucking
Brain dead neurotic fiend

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Sick, get sick on this
You motherfuckers make me
Wanna slit my wrist
Sick, so sick of this
I wanna slit my wrists

A basketcase stitched-up face
Be all you can be

Old MacDonald had a farm
E-I-E-I-Oh my God
Thou shalt not take any more shit
And I’ll split my sister in her motherfucking lip
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I’ll grab her by the hair
And swing her in the air
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Twist my, twist my, twist my sister

Jimmy crack corn and I don’t give a fuck
I’ll take a butcher knife and
And ram it in her gut
I’ll do a chicken dance over her dead body

Hey Frankenstein, what’s on your mind
Hey dracula, I heard you suck
Now Vincent Price was Dr. Phibes
Come steal my brain Fritz
And take it to Dr. Frankenstein
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Well you can knock on ed wood
But it won’t do you no good
No, no, no, no good
Cause all of my heroes are dead in Hollywood

Hey Norman Bates, how are your rates
Hey Leatherface, remove my… face

When I saw you piss on the rug, my heart fluttered
And I knew it was love, true love
All the things you said and did to your mom
I knew you were the only one, the only one for me
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Go and call the priest so he can exorcize me
Be my ghoul tonight…
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Regan it was love at first fright, first fright
Love at first fright, first fright
Regan it was love at first fright, first fright

I'm wretched, I'm infested, rejected and infected
I'm a loser, I'm a winner, a born-again sinner
Cut my throat and watch me bleed, addicted tragedy
And I hate you and you hate me
So stand in line motherfuckers don't waste my time
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See me in the headlines
Manipulate your simple minds
So put your hands up and praise
I'm your god and you're my slave
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Don’t know what I’m feeling or what I should say
On how my life changed
The day I stumbled on her grave
Not a necrophilliac, I guess I was bored
I just love to spend my
Time with a fresh embalmed corpse
Of course
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She was a teenage zombie
She was a teenage corpse
She was a teenage zombie
Drop dead gorgeous that’s for sure

I took her to the movies
And I took her to the park

Well I’d rather cut you than the wedding cake
And your blood and guts on my rented tux
And I do, I do, I do wanna kill you
Till death do us part, I’ll tear us apart!

Now I kiss your cold dead lips
And I dip my chips in the blood that drips
And I smear the cake right in your face
Let our God take you to a better place
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Well I loved you to death
Well I loved you to death
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Well I come from the planet beyond the stars
Looking for some human body parts
I’m gonna pull your body from your grave
Cause I’m graverobbing U.S.A.

And I’m riding around in my black starship
Looking for some crypts to kick
I’m gonna pull your body from your grave
Cause I’m graverobbing U.S.A.
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And I’m graverobbing U.S.A.
And I’m graverobbing U.S.A.

In 197666 I was born a bastard and a son of a bitch
And I’m sick, sick motherfucker sick

In 197666 I nailed a G.I. Joe to a crucifix
And I’m sick, sick motherfucker sick
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I don’t wanna commit suicide
I just wanna commit a homicide
Oh yeah, that’s what I am
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76 born a son of a bitch
76 born a son of a bitch
Oh yeah, that’s what I am

When tomorrow comes, we’ll be one of them
And our only purpose is, to kill off those not dead
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We are the dead and we’re coming for you
We are the dead and we’re coming for you
We are the dead and we’re coming for you…
Because we are the dead
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When there’s no more room in hell
Then the dead will walk the Earth
And the living won’t have a prayer

I’m a motherfucking wrench
Thrown in the gears
Everything was great til I got here
I’m a bad guy inside and out
Put your faith in me and I’ll spit you out
And I admit, I’m a basketcase
With lipstick smeared across my face
Cocked and loaded can’t shut me up
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Hey stupid, don’t suck your thumb
Take your diaper off and put your helmet on
Destory til there is no more

I got a snotty nose
I got nappy hair
My mommy don’t love me
And my daddy don’t care, no
My sister’s a slut
And my brother’s a drunk
And I’m standing in the mirror now
Getting myself all dressed up

Everything’s okay
At least that’s what they say
One foot in the gutter
The other’s in the grave
Punch the clock I’m your slave
For the rest of my life 12 hours a day
No future, no way

I wanna be a fucking prize winning drag queen
With the platform boots and the tombstone looks
I want the whole world to hate me
With the bolts on my neck and the gun in my dress
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Tonight I’m the prettiest zombie alive
I’m alive, I’m alive, I’m alive
And I don’t care what it takes I’m gonna win the prize
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I’m gonna kill Miss America
Kill Miss America

Another dead girl on the tube
She’s my Lilly Munster crawling from her tomb
Dark black circles around her eyes
Cold dead lips and a crooked spine
She’s the living dead, she’s a ghoulish fiend
She’s the deadest girl of my dreams
Living her is like a lobotomy
A late night creature feature starring you and me
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She’s evil as she wants to be
She’s evil and she’s meant for me

I hate your voice and i hate your face
exterminate you from the human race
life's a joke and the joke is on you
hey you, it's true, you suck, fuck you

i hope and pray every day
i'll get the news that you passed away
so take your life and turn it off
goodbye, so long, get lost, fuck off

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i don't care, motherfucker i don't care
i don't care motherfucker