Woke up this morning and felt not too cool
o-o-o-o
Cuz everytime i tried to make my mouth move,
o-o-o-o
The pain Im having
Is so discomforting
Please make this suffering go away

whoa whoa whoa whoa
I told my mom how i was feeling
And how long ive been dealing with it
I knew it was coming
But didnt how soon
She said Ive reached another adelescant monsoon

Oo-ahh
The pain is tremendous
Why cant i take it like a man
Oo-ahh
The pain is horrendous
Why cant you lend a helping hand

He was a well educated man
Had his degree in medicine
I noticed his hairy hands
He was a very very hairy man

He looked right down in
Shook a-his head and then said
These teeth must be pulled right away
hey

Oo-ahh
The pain is tremendous
Why cant i take it like a man
Oo-ahh
The pain is horrendous
Why cant you lend a helping hand
Oo-ahh
The pain is tremendous
Why cant i take it like a man
Oo-ahh
The pain is horrendous
Why cant you lend a helping hand

He turned around
Rolled up his sleeve
I rolled my eyes
Then Suddenly
A horrible pain grew
The next thing that i knew
The doc had pulled my wisdom teeth
out

Well along with my teeth my money also left me
As he made out the bill i was moaning
o