Damn all these motherfuckers in here
Can you believe this shit?
All these motherfuckers claimin' to be R. Kelly
What they don't know is, there's no R. Kelly
(Hmm, that's for damn sure)
Look at that motherfucker over there
He ain't even got a gold teeth
What the fuck is he tryna pull
(I don't know, he dress up and he said it)
I'm R. Kelly, I'm R. Kelly, shit
Wanna run up and hit this mother fucking judge

Okay now will the real R. Kelly please stand now

That's what I'm talkin' bout
Nigga you ain't no R. Kelly