Mondo Bizarro lyrics

Spiderman, Spiderman Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web any size Catches thieves just like flies
Look out, here comes the Spiderman

Is he strong? Listen Bud He's got radioactive blood
Can he swing from a thread ? Take a look overhead
Hey, there! There goes the Spiderman

In the chill of the night At the scene of a crime
Like a streak of light He arrives just in time

Well, we've been to London and we've been to L.A.
Spain, New Zealand, and the U.S.A.
Europe, Japan, and Pango-Pango
Canada, Siam, Oz and Kamoto
The kids all come from miles around
The party gets started when the sun goes down
A Holiday Inn's the only home
I know, I know, I know, I know
Rock-n-roll's alive 'cause we got the power baby
Crusing down the highway at 500 miles an hour baby

Headcase baby
She's a cool kind of crazy
Wild and she's willing
(It's an early Dylan)

She drives me crazy, oh yeah

When I look into her big brown eyes
I'm so glad to know she's mine
My little headcase, yeah
Ooh, ooh, yeah, my little headcase, yeah
Ooh, ooh, yeah

Heidi is a headcase, a rebel and a rouser
Blasts away for hours
What's she doin' now on the escalator

Guided to a path, Broadway, 59
Took off like a blast
Almost lost my mind - oh, oh

Cabbies on crack

It first felt like at thrill ride
Excited for a while
Got pretty scary swerving at 100 miles an hour - oh, oh

Cabbies on crack
I want to get out, out of this yellow shell
I want to get out, crack cabbies straight from hell

And I don't wanna die before I live
Cabbies on
Cabbies on crack

Got my socks baby said are new
The things she said, well, maybe they're true

But it's not gonna happen
I won't let it happen
Not again

Easy come, easy go, easily
But that's not how I want it to be

It's not gonna happen
I won't let it happen
Not again

Sitting all alone by the telephone
When are you coming home
Hey!

Easy come, easy go, easily
But that's not how I want it to be

Infatuation, she's a fatal attraction
Hang around, screw up my mind
I hope I've seen her for the very last time

(Dangers of drinking), but I don't want to die
Got to leave this cycle behind
I hope I've seen her for the very last time

And I can't wait 'til tomorrow
I can't wait another day
I can't wait 'til tomorrow
Tomorrow she goes away - ay, hay

Over my shoulder, I keep looking back

When I start movin, you see a blur.
Get hooked on me baby, there ain't no cure.
I've always been able to laugh at fate.
Two brown eyes filled with hate.

I'm the man who make
the street his home.
And my lean, mean heart
Is just as hard as stone.

Oh, I'm my main man.
Don't want nothing from no one.
I'm my main man.
Always ready for what ever's gonna happen.

Spend my time in a cold jail cell.

Time to live, time to lie
Time to laugh, time to die

Take it easy baby
Take it as it comes
Don't move too fast
if you want your love to last
you've been moving much too fast

Time to walk, time to run
Time to aim your arrows at the sun

Go real slow
You'll like it more and more
Take it as it comes
Specialize in having fun

Moving much too fast
Moving much too fast

To our fans far and near
We're so glad you could all be here
And when life get so-oh-oh hard
You make it all worthwhile
Screaming, shouting, wham-slam-bam
Now wild hair is back in style

This is dedicated to our fans across the world
You're the best, most loyalist, and that's for sure
When life gets oh so frustrating
You make it all worthwhile
Gonna have some fun tonight

Walking through the cross fire heart
Feeling heavy and hopeless.
Wonderin' how I ever willsee
Through this darkness.
Every drop of blood can be
So beautiful
And I sure was bleedin' the drops by
The bucketful.

I have the strength to endure
And all the love so pure
I have the strength to endure
Because... because...

I'm not afraid to tell her
Just how things work.
Ride a hurricane

Anxiety, anxiety keeps me happy.
Anxiety, anxiety keeps me happy.
Always stieff, all day long.
Nothing's right till it's all wrong.
It makes no sense until I'm tense.
Always laughing at your expense.

Anxiety, anxiety keeps me happy.
Anxiety, anxiety keeps me happy.
Always biting on my nails.
Always stiff, it never fails.
Now it on my sweaty clothes.
Anxiety, anxiety keeps me happy.

No one ever thought this one would survive
Helpless child, gonna walk a drum beat behind
Lock you in a dream, never let you go
Never let you laugh or smile, not you.

Well, I just want to walk right out of this world,
'Cause everybody has a poison heart
I just want to walk right out of this world,
'Cause everybody has a poison heart.

Making friends with a homeless torn up man

Out of bed at 6:15 In a rush and you can't think
Gotta catch the bus and train
I'm in a rush and feelin' insane

I can't take this crazy pace
I've become a mental case
Yeah, this is the job that ate my brain

Go to work, it's such a drag
Face the boss, he's such a nag
In a suit and in a tie

I look so late I wanna die

I can't take this crazy pace
I've become a mental case

Tipper, what's that sticker sticking on my CD
Is that some kind of warning to protect me
Freedom of choice needs a stronger, stronger voice.
You can stamp out the source, but you
can't stop creative thoughts.

Ah, Tipper come on, ain't you been getting it on
Ask Ozzie, Zappa or me.
We'll show you what it's like to be free.

Ah, Tipper come on, it's just a smoke
screen for the real problems.