Everything Sucks lyrics

She was never what I wanted
I just wanted someone else
Now I'm sittin' here alone
I'm sittin' here all by myself
And everybody loves me
And they want me to be their boyfriend
She's the only one for me
I don't want to see her again
Why can't she just go away?
I can't get her out of my brain
Why can't she just go away?
I'd only want her to stay
Why can't she just go away?
Go Away

what ever happened to
suburban rhythm
why did ed and scott quit
please don't go, suburban rhythm
all the other bands are just $#!%

There's a little girl,on my mind,all the time,there's always one,
look what shes done...She makes me look at her thighs,you know
I sure hate to lie,but what can I tell her you know it's so
beautifull,man how come all girls think there fat
Hey hey hey she's so pretty,my friend,hey hey hey I feel stupid...
again.She said "It's all right, come over tonight,my moms not home,

there's a little girl i know you
might know her to, she
looks so good she looks so
cute standin' next to you
and i don't know
what
to do i want
your
girlfriend to
be my
girlfriend too.
she's so %#&$!^
cute, i wish that she
was mine,
she's so %#&$!^ cute,
i'm gonna lose my mind
i don't know what to
do maybe i could kill you
i want your girlfriend to
be my girlfriend ...too.

she
called me
late last
night, to say she loved me so
it didn't matter anymore, but
i say she never cared
and that she never will, i'd
do it all again
i guess i'll have to wait until then

if i get drunk well, i'll pass out
on the floor now baby
you won't bother me no more
if you're drinkin' well, you know
that you're my friend and i say
i think i'll have myself a beer.

Now that I'm a big star, what am I gonna do?
I'm so bored counting all my money
I sit here and I think of you
It's so easy, it's so easey to do
I don't even have to try
I don't even want to try
Why should I waste my precious time?
I can't make you love me...but I know you will
I'm such an asshole, how could you resist?
I never meant to let it go to my head

watchin' you sleep,
i'm lookin'
in your window,
everyday i drive past
your house
standin' in your front yard,
why don't you come out
watchin' you sleep...nowhere to hide,
one of these days i'm gonna come inside
it must be love,
what else could it be
$#&% you $!%&# i love you i'm not crazy!

walkin' up to her, now she's walkin' away
i just wanna talk to you!
maybe she's got better things to do

she's not eatin' bacon, not
eatin' sausage,
and she won't eat eggs,
not eatin' chicken
not eatin' turkey, she
won't have a steak,
but i just can't help feelin'
sorry
for this poor little lettuce head
you know, i can't stop cryin' cause i
know this broccoli's dead

vegetarian i'm not a vegetarian,
vegetarian...she's a

poor little cow, little sheep,
little fish
how can I sleep when carrots

You know I'm cool when all the guys wanna be my friend.And every
little girl here,they all wanna hold my hand.But I stole all of
my songs,I'm probobly gonna get sued.That's allright,as long as
I get screwed.yea yea yea...
And mabey you'll come and see us when we get real big.Mabey you'll
see us if we ever get another gig,cause there's so many fish in

Got the telephone in my hand
Gonna call you up tonight
Planned every word I'll say
I'm gonnna do it right
Maybe I'll wait a little longer
Maybe I'm not ready yet
Where did I put that number?
How could I ever, ever forget?
I try but I hang up every time
To call you girl and make you mine
If you pick it up I'll have it made
I'm gonna call you now, I won't be afraid

everybody's lookin' at me
thought i saw my face on mtv
or a magazine that she won't read,
stole her heart, but it's not my
fault, lookin' at
my picture she forgot about her
boyfriend, yea.

i'll never be...a rock and roll star
i'll never be...anything, anything at all,
drives me crazy, can't get away,
somebody tell me...when do we get paid

everybody's lookin' at me
thought by now i'd be on mtv

everybody's
doin' the fish
yea! yea! yea!
everybody's doin' the fish, yea, yea,
yea...

it's not so bad bein' trendy
everyone who looks like me is my friend
please don't hate me because i'm trendy
they're not gonna laugh at me again.

everybody does it
why don't you
everybody does it...
maybe you should too,
cause you don't wanna be left out
you wanna be cool.

it's not so bad bein' trendy

was gonna call my friends and get 'em all together
i was gonna go and start a band,
but everything i wanna do has already been done.
why would i wanna go and do it again
everybody...plays guitar.
she's so cute (if you know what i mean)
she's the cutest little
girl, that i've ever seen.
maybe she'll like me if
i play guitar
maybe she'll like me if i'm
the lead singer yea,
oh yea! there's so many

(1, 2, 3, GO!)

Hey now everybody
Look who's on TV
Look who just got famous
Don't you know
It
Should have been
(Me)
I'm not really bitter
I'm not really mad
I love to see other people get
Everything I ever
Wanted to have
I don't really care
How big they get

I hate you
Fuck you
Leave me alone
I hate you
Fuck you
Leave me alone
I hate you
Fuck you

All the kids down in London
And everybody in New York City
If they listen to that "Alternative"
If they're fourteen and lookin' pretty
They want me to be their Boyfriend
They want me to be their Boyfriend

I can take you any place you wanna go
I can show you anything you wanna see
I can be whatever you want me to be
I can be whatever you want me to be