Everything Sucks EP lyrics

Got the telephone in my hand
Gonna call you up tonight
Planned every word I'll say
I'm gonnna do it right
Maybe I'll wait a little longer
Maybe I'm not ready yet
Where did I put that number?
How could I ever, ever forget?
I try but I hang up every time
To call you girl and make you mine
If you pick it up I'll have it made
I'm gonna call you now, I won't be afraid

There's a little girl,on my mind,all the time,there's always one,
look what shes done...She makes me look at her thighs,you know
I sure hate to lie,but what can I tell her you know it's so
beautifull,man how come all girls think there fat
Hey hey hey she's so pretty,my friend,hey hey hey I feel stupid...
again.She said "It's all right, come over tonight,my moms not home,

She was never what I wanted
I just wanted someone else
Now I'm sittin' here alone
I'm sittin' here all by myself
And everybody loves me
And they want me to be their boyfriend
She's the only one for me
I don't want to see her again
Why can't she just go away?
I can't get her out of my brain
Why can't she just go away?
I'd only want her to stay
Why can't she just go away?
Go Away

was gonna call my friends and get 'em all together
i was gonna go and start a band,
but everything i wanna do has already been done.
why would i wanna go and do it again
everybody...plays guitar.
she's so cute (if you know what i mean)
she's the cutest little
girl, that i've ever seen.
maybe she'll like me if
i play guitar
maybe she'll like me if i'm
the lead singer yea,
oh yea! there's so many

she
called me
late last
night, to say she loved me so
it didn't matter anymore, but
i say she never cared
and that she never will, i'd
do it all again
i guess i'll have to wait until then

if i get drunk well, i'll pass out
on the floor now baby
you won't bother me no more
if you're drinkin' well, you know
that you're my friend and i say
i think i'll have myself a beer.

everybody's lookin' at me
thought i saw my face on mtv
or a magazine that she won't read,
stole her heart, but it's not my
fault, lookin' at
my picture she forgot about her
boyfriend, yea.

i'll never be...a rock and roll star
i'll never be...anything, anything at all,
drives me crazy, can't get away,
somebody tell me...when do we get paid

everybody's lookin' at me
thought by now i'd be on mtv