Introducing...Save Ferris lyrics

Just the other day
I was walking by myself
Little kids at play
Old man talking to himself
I went outside to get a drink
Sat down by the door to think
Out of the corner of my eye
Caught a glimpse of the superspy
When he saw me look his way
He jumped down that alley way

Then I saw that man
In his black suit and cadillac
Suckin' on a lollipop

Next night I went on a date
Runnin' to the movies late

[chorus:]
Spam
It's pink and it's oval
Spam
I buy it at the Mobil
Spam
It's made in Chernobyl
Spam

Now when I was a child
My family was so poor
They didn't have the finer things in life to eat
So we had a plan
In a big blue can
The government substitute for meat

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To get me to eat it at dinner
They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
He was a winner that never knew defeat

The other night I tried to go to a show
But the man at the door
He told me no
He said, "No one under 21 allowed"
But he must have been stupid 'cause I saw my friends in the crowd
He said, "You can't buy an alcoholic drink"
"So we don't care what you really think"

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Why's this happened to me
And the show was for free
It sucks to be
Under 21

So I went and got myself a plan that would work

I never told you how to live your life
I never said you had to be something you don't want to be
I never said you had to stick around forever
Never said you had to stick around to be with me

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I ain't going to be responsible
When your life don't end up full
All your talk has become bull
Just what do you see
Don't place the blame on me

I wrote this song for you to say i'm sorry
I know that I was wrong and you don't like me
Why, why, why
Must you feel this way
I wish I had the words
I needed to say

[chorus:]
'Cause you and me
We disagree
On everything and everyone
I only want to be your friend again

I hear you're blaming me for all your problems
Well if you'd quit complaining you might solve 'em
I'll try hard to make amends

Baby I use to think I loved you so
But now I met someone new and I really just don’t know
And I’ve tried to let you know just how I feel
But somehow my emotions mixed up what was fake and real

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Cause you and me
We used to be so good
And things don’t seem to be just like they should
And I would never try to hurt you so

I was sitting and awaiting
Just thinking, contemplating my life when I heard the phone
I picked up the receiver
And I did not believe her
When I heard a voice say you're not alone

[chorus:]
When I am down and I am blue
All I have to do
Is close my eyes and think of you
And the world is new

Life was getting hectic
And things were unexpected
When I first received your call