Mucho gusto me llamo Bradley
I'm hornier than Ron Jeremy
And if you wanna get popped in your knee
Just wipe that look off your bati face

You hate me cause I got whatcha need
A pretty little daughter that we call Mixie
And if you wanna get beat physically
It will be over in a minute if ya

So she told me to come over and I took that trip
And then she pulled out my mushroom tip

Stolen from an africa land
Chased out with a knife
With a face like Bob Marley and a mouth like a motor bike
Oh well the bars are always open and the time is always right
And if God's good word goes unspoken the music goes all night

And it goes...
If i was Bob Marley I said could you be loved
If I was half pint I'd ball the lord up above
If I was Mike Tyson I'd look for a fight