Spiderman Spiderman,
Does whatever a spider can.
(messing up) I-Is he strong? Listen bud.
He got the radioactive blood.
Hey there! There goes the Spiderman! OW!
Is he strong? Listen Bud.
He got the radioactive blood.
Can he swing from a thread?
Take a look, overhead, hey now!
There goes the Spiderman! OW!

Deep-and-Dark, comin' at 'em!
He's the fuckin' ultimate fighter championship moves!
Here comes Spidey!
He's not fuckin' really Spidey.
His moves didn't work, because he's FUCKIN' Spidey!!!!

Spiderman, doesn't look right.
He looks like Cheap Ass.
Spidey, wearin' the NIKE shoes.
I can see the fuckin BVD's!
I'm not lyin'. OH fuck! stay totally still!
Stay totally still.
It's fuckin Sasafrasquatch!
I been lookin for him for 10 years!
and nows my chance to capture him!
I'm not movin'. OH FUCK!
He's usin' the web! He's usin' the web!
You see Spidey, he springs in the audience!
He's usin the fuckin' spidey!
AW NO it didn't hold 'im.
IT fuckin almost works on everybody, but it didn't work on Sas!
He used a fuckin Matrix move! He used a fuckin' Matrix move!
YOOUU SHHH-... WHAT FUCKIN' BULLLL!!WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN DOWN!?
SOMEBODY HELP US!
He's got a tranquilizer gun!
Deep-and-Dark's got a tranquil gun!
He shot him in the ass with a tranquilizer gun!
What a dick! (Cracking up)Why does he have his cock out!? That's not right!
Here comes Sasafras!
He's fuckin really pissed off.
Now what the fuck is happenin' tonite?
It's lookin like a fight!
WHOOOAAAA!! (cracking up)
AHAHAHA!!!
You Shoulda fuckin' known, not to pull out your dick in front of Sas!
He'll rip that shit right off! Now your fuckin bummed!
What are you doin'? No no. Don't make him suck your chode!
AWW FUCK!
He's suckin on his fuckin chode! Aww Jesus!
He's gonna shoot a fuckin load!
If I know Sasafras, he's gonna shoot a load!
AHHH! That's non-dairy creamer!
(talking)What the fuck!?That's bad news man.
That's a lotta cum!
That's way too much SAS cum!
Sasafras! (strange noise)
He hasn't fuckin done enough.
He's draggin' him by the foot. He's gettin' him in the position.
I don't know what for, but I think it's finger lickin'!
(indistinct)
OH NO! The ultimate fighter championship!
HE'S FLINGIN' SHIT!!
And he's takin' a dump! Oh God!
Listen, he's got him tricked.
He almost sticked for the fuckin' Sasafras trick.
Works every time.
See if you can keep 'im alive.
Life's a great big baaaang-up!
Where ever theres a band, you'll see Sasafras and Spiderman!!!!!
Takin' a shit a David Dunt!