Here come old flat top
He come groovin' up slowly
He got jo jo eyeball
He one holy roller
He got hair down to his knee
Got to be a joker he just do what he please

He wear no shoeshine
He got toe-jam football
He got monkey finger
He shoot Coca-Cola
He say 'I know you, you know me'
One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

Come together right now over me

He bag production

Something in the way she moves
Attracts me like no other lover
Something in the way she woos me

I don't want to leave her now
You know I believe and how

Somewhere in her smile she knows
That I don't need no other lover
Something in her style that shows me

Don't want to leave her now
You know I believe and how

You're asking me will my love grow
I don't know, I don't know

Joan was quizzical, studied metaphysical science in the home
Late nights all alone with a test-tube ohh-oh-oh-oh...
Maxwell Edison majoring in medicine calls her on the phone
'Can I take you out to the pictures Joa-oa-oa-oan'
But as she's getting ready to go a knock comes on the door...

Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head

Oh darling please believe me
I'll never do you no harm
Believe me when I tell you
I'll never do you no harm

Oh darling if you leave me
I'll never make it alone
Believe me when I beg you
Don't ever leave me alone

When you told me you didn't need me anymore
Oh well you know I nearly broke down and cried
When you told me you didn't need me anymore

I'd like to be under the sea
In an octopus' garden in the shade
He'd let us in, knows where we've been
In his octopus' garden in the shade

I'd ask my friends to come and see
An octopus' garden with me
I'd like to be under the sea
In an octopus' garden in the shade

We would be warm below the storm
In our little hide-away beneath the waves
Resting our head on the sea bed

I want you, I want you so bad
I want you, I want you so bad
It's driving me mad, it's driving me mad

I want you, I want you so bad babe
I want you, I want you so bad
It's driving me mad, it's driving me mad

I want you, I want you so bad babe
I want you, I want you so bad
It's driving me mad, it's driving me mad

I want you, I want you so bad
I want you, I want you so bad

Here comes the sun, here comes the sun
And I say it's alright

Little darling it's been a long cold lonely winter
Little darling it feels like years since it's been here
Here comes the sun, here comes the sun
And I say it's alright

Little darling the smile's returning to their faces
Little darling it seems like years since it's been here
Here comes the sun, here comes the sun

Because the world is round it turns me on
Because the world is round
Because the wind is high it blows my mind
Because the wind is high

Love is old, love is new
Love is all, love is you

Because the sky is blue it makes me cry
Because the sky is blue

You never give me your money
You only give me your funny paper
And in the middle of negotiations you break down

I never give you my number
I only give you my situation
And in the middle of investigation I break down

Out of college, money spent
See no future, pay no rent
All the money's gone, nowhere to go

Any jobber got the sack
Monday morning, turning back

Here comes the sun king, here comes the sun king
Everybody's laughing, everybody's happy
Here comes the sun king

[[ Italian lyrics reproduced only phonetically,
if you're Italian please check it out: ]]

Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel

Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park
Shaves in the dark trying to save paper
Sleeps in a hole in the road
Saving up to buy some clothes
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose
Such a mean old man
Such a mean old man

His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops, she's a go-getter
Takes him out to look at the queen
Only place that he's ever been
Always shouts out something obscene

Well you should see Polythene Pam
She's so good-looking but she looks like a man
Well you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag
Yes you should see Polythene Pam
Yeah yeah yeah

Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt
She's the kind of a girl that makes the 'News of the World'
Yes you could say she was attractively built

She came in through the bathroom window
Protected by a silver spoon
But now she sucks her thumb and wanders
By the banks of her own lagoon

Didn't anybody tell her
Didn't anybody see
Sunday's on the phone to Monday
Tuesday's on the phone to me

She said she'd always been a dancer
She worked at 15 clubs a day
And though she thought I knew the answer
Well I knew what I could not say

Once there was a way to get back homeward
Once there was a way to get back home
Sleep pretty darling do not cry
And I will sing a lullaby

Golden slumbers fill your eyes
Smiles awake you when you rise
Sleep pretty darling do not cry
And I will sing a lullaby

Once there was a way to get back homeward
Once there was a way to get back home
Sleep pretty darling do not cry

Boy you're gonna carry that weight, carry that weight a long time
Boy you're gonna carry that weight, carry that weight a long time

I never give you my pillow, I only send you my invitations
And in the middle of the celebrations I break down

Boy you're gonna carry that weight, carry that weight a long time
Boy you're gonna carry that weight, carry that weight a long time

Oh yeah, alright
Are you gonna be in my dreams tonight

Love you, love you...

And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make

Her majesty's a pretty nice girl
but she doesn't have a lot to say
Her majesty's a pretty nice girl
but she changes from day to day
I wanna tell her that I love her a lot
but I gotta get a belly full of wine
Her majesty's a pretty nice girl
someday I'm gonna make her mine
Oh, yeah, some day I'm gonna make her mine