['I Dig A Pygmy' by Charles Hawtrey and The Deaf Aids
Phase One in which Doris gets her oats]

Two of us riding nowhere, spending someone's hard earned pay
You and me Sunday driving, not arriving on our way back home
We're on our way home, we're on our way home
We're going home

Two of us sending postcards, writing letters on my wall

[Alright - Yeah! - Okay! - A one two three...
Hold it! - Uah - What do you... - A one two three...]

I dig a pony
Well you can celebrate anything you want
Yes you can celebrate anything you want

Ooh I do a road hog
Well you can penetrate any place you go
Yes you can penetrate any place you go

I told you so, all I want is you
Ev'rything has got to be just like you want it to

Words are flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup
They slither wildly as they slip away across the universe
Pools of sorrow, waves of joy are drifting through my opened mind
Possessing and caressing me

Jai guru deva om
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world

When I find myself in times of trouble
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom let it be
And in my hour of darkness
She is standing right in front of me
Speaking words of wisdom let it be

Let it be, let it be
Let it be, let it be
Whisper words of wisdom let it be

And when the broken-hearted people
Living in the world agree
There will be an answer let it be

Oh dirty Maggie Mai they have taken her away
And she never walk down Lime Street anymore
Oh the judge he guilty found her
Of robbing home a pounder
That dirty no good robbin' Maggie Mae

Just a part of Liverpool
She earned a term with two
Two pounds ten a week, that was my pay...

I've got a feeling, a feeling deep inside
Oh yeah, oh yeah
I've got a feeling, a feeling I can't hide
Oh no, oh no, oh no
Yeah yeah I've got a feeling yeah

Oh please believe me, I'd hate to miss the train
Oh yeah, oh yeah
And if you leave me I won't be late again
Oh no, oh no, oh no
Yeah yeah I've got a feeling yeah

All these years I've been wandering around

All through the day I me mine, I me mine, I me mine
All through the night I me mine, I me mine, I me mine
Now they're frightened of leaving it
Ev'ryone's weaving it
Coming on strong all the time
All through the day I me mine

I-me-me-mine, I-me-me-mine
I-me-me-mine, I-me-me-mine

All I can hear I me mine, I me mine, I me mine
Even those tears I me mine, I me mine, I me mine

My baby says she's trav'ling on the one after 9.09
I said move over honey I'm travelling on that line
I said move over once, move over twice
Come on baby don't be cold as ice
I said I'm trav'ling on the one after 9.09

I begged her not to go and I begged her on my bended knees
You're only fooling around, only fooling around with me
I said move over once, move over twice

The long and winding road that leads to your door
Will never disappear, I've seen that road before
It always leads me here, lead me to your door

The wild and windy night that the rain washed away
Has left a pool of tears crying for the day
Why leave me standing here, let me know the way

Many times I've been alone and many times I've cried

[Queen says no to pot-smoking FBI members]

Because you're sweet and lovely girl I love you
Because you're sweet and lovely girl it's true
I love you more than ever girl I do

I want you in the morning girl I love you
I want you at the moment I feel blue
I'm living ev'ry moment girl for you

I've loved you from the moment I saw you
You looked at me that's all you had to do

[Rosetta! - I take a tom-tom...
Sweet Loretta Fart she thought she was a cleaner
but she was a frying pan - Sweet Rosetta, Mo, Rosetta! -
Yeah so pick that! So pick it! Picks for the fingers, good Okay!]

Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner
But he knew it couldn't last
Jojo left his home in Tucsan, Arizona
For some California Grass

Like a Rolling Stone
Like a Rolling Stone
I like a Rolling Stone
Like the F.B.I.
and the C.I.A.
and the B.B.C
B.B. King
and Doris Day
Matt Busby
Dig it, Dig it
Dig it, Dig it
Dig it, Dig it
Dig it, Dig it
Dig it, Dig it
Dig it, Dig it
Dig it, Dig it