Got a good reason for taking the easy way out
Got a good reason for taking the easy way out now
She was a day tripper, one way ticket yeah
It took me so long to find out and I found out

She's a big teaser, she took me half the way there
She's a big teaser, she took me half the way there now
She was a day tripper, one way ticket yeah
It took me so long to find out and I found out

Try to see it my way,
Do I have to keep on talking till I can't go on
While you see it your way,
Run the risk of knowing that our love may soon be gone.

We can work it out,
We can work it out.

Think of what you're saying.
You can get it wrong and still you think that it's alright.
Think of what I'm saying,
We can work it out and get it straight, or say good night.

We can work it out,

Paperback writer

Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book
It took me years to write, will you take a look
Based on a novel by a man named Lear
And I need a job, so I want to be a paperback writer,
Paperback writer.

It's the dirty story of a dirty man
And his clinging wife doesn't understand.
His son is working for the Daily Mail,
It's a steady job but he wants to be a paperback writer,

If the rain comes they run and hide their heads
They might as well be dead
If the rain comes, if the rain comes

When the sun shines they sleep into the shade (when the sun shines down)
And sip their lemonade (when the sun shines down)
When the sun shines, when the sun shines

Rain, I don't mind
Shine, the weather's fine

Lady Madonna children at your feet
Wonder how you manage to make ends meet
Who finds the money when you pay the rent
Did you think that money was heaven sent

Friday night arrives without a suitcase
Sunday morning creep in like a nun
Monday's child has learned to tie his bootlace
See how they'll run

Lady Madonna baby at your breast
Wonders how you manage to feed the rest

Without going out of my door
I can know all things on earth
Without looking out of my window
I could know the ways of heaven
The father one travels, the less one knows
The less one really knows

Without going out of your door
You can know all things on earth
Without looking out of your window
You can know the ways of heaven
The father one travels, the less one knows

Hey Jude don't make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better

Hey Jude don't be afraid
You were made to go out and get her
The minute you let her under your skin
Then you'll begin to make it better

And any time you feel the pain
Hey Jude refrain, don't carry the world upon your shoulders

You say you want a revolution
Well you know we all wanna change the world
You tell me that it's evolution
Well you know we all wanna change the world
But when you talk about destruction
Don't you know that you can count me out

Don't you know it's gonna be
Alright, alright, alright

You say you got a real solution
Well you know we'd all love to see the plan

[Rosetta! - I take a tom-tom...
Sweet Loretta Fart she thought she was a cleaner
but she was a frying pan - Sweet Rosetta, Mo, Rosetta! -
Yeah so pick that! So pick it! Picks for the fingers, good Okay!]

Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner
But he knew it couldn't last
Jojo left his home in Tucsan, Arizona
For some California Grass

Don't let me down, don't let me down
Don't let me down, don't let me down

Nobody ever loved me like she does
Ooh she does, yes she does
And if somebody loved me like she do me
Ooh she do me, yes she does

Don't let me down, don't let me down
Don't let me down, don't let me down

I'm in love for the first time
Don't you know it's gonna last
It's a love that lasts forever

Standing in the dock at Southampton
Trying to get to Holland or France
The man in the mac said 'You've got to go back'
You know they didn't even give us a chance

Christ you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be
The way things are going, they're going to crucify me

Finally made the plane into Paris
Honeymooning down by the Seine
Peter Brown called to say 'You can make it O.K.

want a love that's right but right is only half of what's wrong
I want a short haired girl who sometimes wears it twice as long
Now I'm stepping out this old brown shoe, baby I'm in love with you
I'm so glad you came here, it won't be the same now, I'm telling you

You know you pick me up from where some try to drag me down
And when I see your smile replacing every thoughtless frown

Words are flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup
They slither wildly as they slip away across the universe
Pools of sorrow, waves of joy are drifting through my opened mind
Possessing and caressing me

Jai guru deva om
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world

When I find myself in times of trouble
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom let it be
And in my hour of darkness
She is standing right in front of me
Speaking words of wisdom let it be

Let it be, let it be
Let it be, let it be
Whisper words of wisdom let it be

And when the broken-hearted people
Living in the world agree
There will be an answer let it be

You know my name
Look up the number
You know my name
Look up the number
You you know you know my name
You you know you know my name
Good evening and welcome to Slaggers
Featuring Denis O'Bell
Come on Ringo, let's hear it for Denis

Good evening
You know my name
Look look look up the number
You know my name
That's right, look up the number
You you know you know my name