She's not a girl who misses much
Do do do do do do do do ooh yeah
She's well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand
Like a lizard on a window pane

The man in the crowd with the multicoloured mirrors on his hobnail boots
Lying with his eyes while his hands are busy working overtime
A soap impression of his wife which he ate and donated to the National Trust

When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide
Where I stop and I turn and I go for a ride
Till I get to the bottom and I see you again
Yeah yeah yeah

Do you, don't you want me to love you
I'm coming down fast but I'm miles above you
Tell me, tell me, tell me, come on tell me the answer
You may be a lover but you ain't no dancer

Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park
Shaves in the dark trying to save paper
Sleeps in a hole in the road
Saving up to buy some clothes
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose
Such a mean old man
Such a mean old man

His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops, she's a go-getter
Takes him out to look at the queen
Only place that he's ever been
Always shouts out something obscene

Well you should see Polythene Pam
She's so good-looking but she looks like a man
Well you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag
Yes you should see Polythene Pam
Yeah yeah yeah

Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt
She's the kind of a girl that makes the 'News of the World'
Yes you could say she was attractively built

I told you about strawberry fields
You know the place where nothing is real
Well here's another place you can go
Where everything flows
Looking through the bent backed tulips
To see how the other half live
Looking through a glass onion

I told you about the walrus and me - man
You know that we're as close as can be - man
Well here's another clue for you all
The walrus was Paul

Motorcars

Handlebars

Bicycles for two

Broken hearted jubilee

Parachutes

Army boots

Sleeping bags for two

Nah nah nah nah jamboree

Buy buy...

Motorcars

Handlebars

Bicycles for two

Broken hearted jubilee

Parachutes

Army boots

Sleeping bags for you

Nah nah nah jamboree

Buy buy...

...the shop window

Why why, says the sign

In the yard

Have you seen the little piggies crawling in the dirt
And for all the little piggies life is getting worse
Always having dirt to play around in

Have you seen the bigger piggies in their starched white shirts
You will find the bigger piggies stirring up the dirt
Always have clean shirts to play around in

In their sties with all their backing
They don't care what goes on around

She was a working girl
North of England way
Now she's hit the big time
In the U.S.A.
And if she could only hear me
This is what I'd say.
Honey pie you are making me crazy
I'm in love but I'm lazy
So won't you please come home.
Oh honey pie my position is tragic
Come and show me the magic
of your Hollywood song.
You became a legend of the silver screen
And now the thought of meeting you

I listen for your footsteps coming up the drive
Listen for your footsteps but they don't arrive
Waiting for your knock dear on my old front door
I don't hear it - does it mean you don't love me any more

I hear the clock a'ticking on the mantel shelf
See the hands a'moving but I'm by myself
I wonder where you are tonight and why I'm by myself

Desmond has a barrow in the market place
Molly is a singer in a band
Desmond says to Molly 'girl I like your face'
And Molly says this as she takes him by the hand

Obladi Oblada life goes on bra
Lala how the life goes on
Obladi Oblada life goes on bra
Lala how the life goes on

Desmond takes a trolley to the jewellers stores
Buys a twenty carat golden ring

Now it's time to say good night
Good night, sleep tight
Now the sun turns out his light
Good night, sleep tight
Dream sweet dreams for me
Dream sweet dreams for you

Close your eyes and I'll close mine
Good night, sleep tight
Now the moon begins to shine
Good night, sleep tight
Dream sweet dreams for me
Dream sweet dreams for you

Close your eyes and I'll close mine

Cry baby cry
Make your mother sigh
She's old enough to know better

The king of Marigold was in the kitchen
Cooking breakfast for the queen
The queen was in the parlour
Playing piano for the children of the king

Cry baby cry
Make your mother sigh
She's old enough to know better
So cry baby cry

The king was in the garden
Picking flowers for a friend who came to play

Blackbird singing in the dead of night
Take these broken wings and learn to fly
All your life
You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Blackbird singing in the dead of night
Take these sunken eyes and learn to see
All your life
You were only waiting for this moment to be free

Blackbird fly, blackbird fly
Into the light of the dark black night
Blackbird fly, blackbird fly

Sexy Sadie what have you done
You made a fool of everyone
You made a fool of everyone
Sexy Sadie ooh what have you done

Sexy Sadie you broke the rules
You laid it down for all to see
You laid it down for all to see
Sexy Sadie oooh you broke the rules

One sunny day the world was waiting for a lover
She came along to turn on everyone
Sexy Sadie the greatest of them all

I look at you all see the love there that's sleeping
While my guitar gently weeps
I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping
Still my guitar gently weeps

I don't know why nobody told you how to unfold your love
I don't know how someone controlled you they bought and sold you

I look at the world and I notice it's turning
While my guitar gently weeps

Hey Jude don't make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better

Hey Jude don't be afraid
You were made to go out and get her
The minute you let her under your skin
Then you'll begin to make it better

And any time you feel the pain
Hey Jude refrain, don't carry the world upon your shoulders

Not guilty
For getting in your way, while you try to steal the day
Not guilty
I'm not nodding for the rest, I'm
not trying to steal you vest
I end up trying to be smart I only want what I can get
I'm really sorry for your aging head, but like you heard me said
Not guilty

Though you signing me a writ, while I'm trying to do my bit

Born a poor young country boy - Mother Nature's son
All day long I'm sitting singing songs for everyone

Sit beside a mountain steam - see her waters rise
Listen to the pretty sound of music as she flies

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo dooo

Find me in my field of grass - Mother Nature's son

I told you about strawberry fields
You know the place where nothing is real
Well here's another place you can go
Where everything flows
Looking through the bent backed tulips
To see how the other half live
Looking through a glass onion

I told you about the walrus and me - man
You know that we're as close as can be - man
Well here's another clue for you all
The walrus was Paul

Now somewhere in the black mountain hills of Dakota
There lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon
And one day his woman ran off with another guy
Hit young Rocky in the eye Rocky didn't like that
He said I'm gonna get that boy
So one day he walked into town
Booked himself a room in the local saloon

Rocky Raccoon checked into his room
Only to find Gideon's bible

She looks as an African Queen
She eating twelve chapattis and cream
She tastes as Mongolian lamb
She coming from out of Bahran
What a shame Mary Jane had a pain at the party
What a shame Mary Jane what a shame Mary Jane had a pain at the party

She like to be married with Yetti
He groving such cooky spagetti
She jumping as Mexican bean
To make that her body morphine

Ow!
Some other guy, now, has taken my love away from me, oh now
Some other guy, now, has taken away my sweet desire, oh now
Some other guy, now, I just don't wanna hold my hand, oh now
I'm the lonely one
As long as I can feel all right

Some other guy is sippin' up the honey like a yellow dog, oh now
Some other guy, now, has taken my love just like I'm gone, oh now

I'm so tired, I haven't slept a wink
I'm so tired, my mind is on the blink
I wonder should I get up and fix myself a drink
No, no, no

I'm so tired, I don't know what to do
I'm so tired, my mind is set on you
I wonder should I call you but I know what you would do

You'd say I'm putting you on
But it's no joke it's doing me harm
You know I can't sleep, I can't stop my brain

Who knows how long I've loved you
You know I love you still
Will I wait a lonely lifetime
If you want me to - I will

For if I ever saw you
I didn't catch your name
But it never really mattered
I will always feel the same

Love you forever and forever
Love you with all my heart
Love you whenever we're together
Love you when we're apart

And when at last I find you

Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road

Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road

Half of what I say is meaningless
But I say it just to reach you, Julia

Julia, Julia, ocean child, calls me
So I sing a song of love, Julia
Julia, sea-shell eyes, windy smile, calls me
So I sing a song of love, Julia

Her hair of floating sky is shimmering, glimmering in the sun

Julia, Julia, morning moon, touch me
So I sing a song of love, Julia

She came in through the bathroom window
Protected by a silver spoon
But now she sucks her thumb and wanders
By the banks of her own lagoon

Didn't anybody tell her
Didn't anybody see
Sunday's on the phone to Monday
Tuesday's on the phone to me

She said she'd always been a dancer
She worked at 15 clubs a day
And though she thought I knew the answer
Well I knew what I could not say

[Alright - Yeah! - Okay! - A one two three...
Hold it! - Uah - What do you... - A one two three...]

I dig a pony
Well you can celebrate anything you want
Yes you can celebrate anything you want

Ooh I do a road hog
Well you can penetrate any place you go
Yes you can penetrate any place you go

I told you so, all I want is you
Ev'rything has got to be just like you want it to

['I Dig A Pygmy' by Charles Hawtrey and The Deaf Aids
Phase One in which Doris gets her oats]

Two of us riding nowhere, spending someone's hard earned pay
You and me Sunday driving, not arriving on our way back home
We're on our way home, we're on our way home
We're going home

Two of us sending postcards, writing letters on my wall

[Queen says no to pot-smoking FBI members]

Because you're sweet and lovely girl I love you
Because you're sweet and lovely girl it's true
I love you more than ever girl I do

I want you in the morning girl I love you
I want you at the moment I feel blue
I'm living ev'ry moment girl for you

I've loved you from the moment I saw you
You looked at me that's all you had to do

This is the story about a boy named Ted
if his mother said Ted be good he would
she told him a story about his soldier dad
but it made her sad and it made her cry
oh my
Ted used to tell her he'd be twice as good
and he knew he could cause in his head he said
Mama don't worry cause Teddy boy's here taking good care of you

I don't care if I spent my dough
night gonna be [...]

Gonna rock it up,
gonna shake it up,
gonna roll it up,
have 'em ball tonight.
Rattle and roll,
I said shake rattle and roll,
Well you never done nothing
to save your doggone soul.

Well get out of that kitchen
and shake those pots and pans.
I said get out of that kitchen
and shake those pots and pans.
I said to my soul:

The long and winding road that leads to your door
Will never disappear, I've seen that road before
It always leads me here, lead me to your door

The wild and windy night that the rain washed away
Has left a pool of tears crying for the day
Why leave me standing here, let me know the way

Many times I've been alone and many times I've cried

Oh darling please believe me
I'll never do you no harm
Believe me when I tell you
I'll never do you no harm

Oh darling if you leave me
I'll never make it alone
Believe me when I beg you
Don't ever leave me alone

When you told me you didn't need me anymore
Oh well you know I nearly broke down and cried
When you told me you didn't need me anymore

Sunrise doesn't last all morning
A cloudburst doesn't last all day
Seems my love is up
And has left you with no warning
But it's not always going to be this grey
All things must pass
All things must pass away

Sunset doesn't last all evening
A mind can blow those clouds away
After all this my love is up
And must be leaving
It has not always been this grey

All things must pass

She wrote me only one sad night
Told me she's no longer mine
Sue sue mailman, that will do for sometime
Mailman, bring me no more blues
Mailman, bring me no more blues
One more heartache is all I can use

Mailman, bring me no more blues
Mailman, bring me no more blues (fade out)

[Rosetta! - I take a tom-tom...
Sweet Loretta Fart she thought she was a cleaner
but she was a frying pan - Sweet Rosetta, Mo, Rosetta! -
Yeah so pick that! So pick it! Picks for the fingers, good Okay!]

Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner
But he knew it couldn't last
Jojo left his home in Tucsan, Arizona
For some California Grass

want a love that's right but right is only half of what's wrong
I want a short haired girl who sometimes wears it twice as long
Now I'm stepping out this old brown shoe, baby I'm in love with you
I'm so glad you came here, it won't be the same now, I'm telling you

You know you pick me up from where some try to drag me down
And when I see your smile replacing every thoughtless frown

I'd like to be under the sea
In an octopus' garden in the shade
He'd let us in, knows where we've been
In his octopus' garden in the shade

I'd ask my friends to come and see
An octopus' garden with me
I'd like to be under the sea
In an octopus' garden in the shade

We would be warm below the storm
In our little hide-away beneath the waves
Resting our head on the sea bed

Joan was quizzical, studied metaphysical science in the home
Late nights all alone with a test-tube ohh-oh-oh-oh...
Maxwell Edison majoring in medicine calls her on the phone
'Can I take you out to the pictures Joa-oa-oa-oan'
But as she's getting ready to go a knock comes on the door...

Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head

Something in the way she moves
Attracts me like no other lover
Something in the way she woos me

I don't want to leave her now
You know I believe and how

Somewhere in her smile she knows
That I don't need no other lover
Something in her style that shows me

Don't want to leave her now
You know I believe and how

You're asking me will my love grow
I don't know, I don't know

Here come old flat top
He come groovin' up slowly
He got jo jo eyeball
He one holy roller
He got hair down to his knee
Got to be a joker he just do what he please

He wear no shoeshine
He got toe-jam football
He got monkey finger
He shoot Coca-Cola
He say 'I know you, you know me'
One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

Come together right now over me

He bag production

If you want it, here it is
Come and get it
Make your mind up fast
If you want it anytime I can give it
But you better hurry 'cause it may not last

Did I hear you say that there must be a catch?
Will you walk away from a fool and his money?

If you want it, here it is
Come and get it
But you better hurry 'cause it's going fast

If you want it, here it is
Come and get it

Oh ain't she sweet,
well see her walking down that street.
Yes I ask you very confidentially:
ain't she sweet?

Oh ain't she nice,
well look her over once or twice.
Yes I ask you very confidentially:
ain't she nice?

Just cast an eye
in her direction.
Oh me oh my,
ain't that perfection?

Oh I repeat
well don't you think that's kind of neat?
Yes I ask you very confidentially:

Because the world is round it turns me on
Because the world is round
Because the wind is high it blows my mind
Because the wind is high

Love is old, love is new
Love is all, love is you

Because the sky is blue it makes me cry
Because the sky is blue

When I find myself in times of trouble
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom let it be
And in my hour of darkness
She is standing right in front of me
Speaking words of wisdom let it be

Let it be, let it be
Let it be, let it be
Whisper words of wisdom let it be

And when the broken-hearted people
Living in the world agree
There will be an answer let it be

All through the day I me mine, I me mine, I me mine
All through the night I me mine, I me mine, I me mine
Now they're frightened of leaving it
Ev'ryone's weaving it
Coming on strong all the time
All through the day I me mine

I-me-me-mine, I-me-me-mine
I-me-me-mine, I-me-me-mine

All I can hear I me mine, I me mine, I me mine
Even those tears I me mine, I me mine, I me mine

Oh yeah, alright
Are you gonna be in my dreams tonight

Love you, love you...

And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make