In a town in the east

The parishioners were visited upon

By a curious beast

And his eyes numbered but one and shone like the sun

And a glance beckoned the immediate loss
Of a cherished one

It was the coming of the

(Black Shuck) Black Shuck

(Black Shuck) Black Shuck

(Black Shuck) That dog don't give a fuck

Black Shuck

(Black Shuck) Black Shuck

(Black Shuck) Black Shuck

You are drunk and you are surly
In Latino lover mode
We all know what’s on your agenda
We’ve broken the code

I’ve got no right to lay claim to her frame
She’s not my possession
You cunt

Get your hands off my woman motherfucker
Get your hands off my woman motherfucker

Octoped you’ve got 6 hands too many
And you can’t keep them to yourself
You’re too fat and too old to marry

I can't get rid of you
I don't know what to do
I don't even know who's growing on who (yeah yeah)
cos everywhere i go your there
i can't get you outta my hair
i can't pretend that i don't care (it's not fair)

I'm being punished for all my offences
i wanna touch you but im afraid of the consequences
i wanna banish you from WHENCE you came
but your part of me now and i've only got myself to blame

can't explain all the feelings that you're making me feel
My heart's in over drive and you're behind the steering wheel
Touching you, touching me, touching you cause you're touching me
I believe in a thing called love, just listen to the rythm of my heart
There's a chance we can make it now
We'll be rockin' till the sun goes down
I believe in a thing called love
ooooooh (huh!)

Ah, the first flush of youth was upon you when our eyes first met
and I knew that to you and into your life I had to get
Ah, I felt light-headed at the touch of this strangers hand
an assault my defences systematically failed to withstand

'cause you came at a time when the pursuit of one true love
in which to fall
was the be all and end all

Love is only a feeling (drifting away)

Kiss my arse, kiss my arse goodbye

Propelled by a carriage of aluminium am I

No more to rot in this sty

Turn my back on this shit-hole in the blink of an eye

Gimme the keys

You ain't gonna see me for dust

The Barnby Bends ain't gonna get the better of me

Gimme the keys

To any old bucket of rust

The Acle Straights are gonna take me to where I wanna be

Stuck in a rut

Hey you!

Do you remember me

I used to sit next to you at school

We indulged in all the extra-curricular activites

We weren't particularly cool

Monday cycling

Tuesday gymnastics

Dancing on a Friday night

I got Bridge Club on Wednesday

Archery on Thursday

Dancing on a Friday night

Hey you!

Could you ever fall for me

The way I fell for you

You can't abide my shwoing fatigue

When you come home just to relay

All the events that made your heart bleed

And the ones that ruined your day

We're not as close

As everybody thinks

In the eye of the storm

We keep each other warm

Love on the rocks

You'd do anything for a quiet life

Love on the rocks

Love on the rocks with no ice

Love on the rocks

Baby, everything has fallen into place

My life is so exciting now I've got my space

Like a splash of water on my face

Lately I'm doing what I can do to pleasure me
I'm finding time to focus on my fantasies

I'm satisfied in my own company

I don't need your permission

To take this matter in my own two hands

'Cos I'm holding my own

Give or take a tear or two