Woo-woo
Dear mummy
Dear daddy
You had plans for me
I was your only son
And long before this baby boy could count to three
You knew just what he would become

Run along to school,
No child of mine grows up a fool
Run along to school

When you tried to tell me what to do
I just shut my mouth and smiled at you
One thing that I know for sure

Bad boys
Stick together
Never sad boys
Good guys

You ask too much of me
You try my patience
Your tongue - it's like a razor
You choose your words like weapons
Here we go - battlestations

I never have the guts to let you look inside
I don't think you'd appreciate the things that I hide

Chorus:
Monday was the worst day
And Friday wasn't my day
But Wednesday was the best day
Because on Wednesday night we made love

Time can never mend
The careless whispers
Of a good friend
To the heart and mind
Ignorance is kind
There's no comfort in the truth
Pain is all you'll find

I feel so unsure
As I take your hand
And lead you to the dance floor
As the music dies
Something in your eyes
Calls to mind a silver screen
And all it's sad good-byes

I'm never gonna dance again
Guilty feet have got no rhythm

Let me take you to the place
Where membership's a smiling face
Brush shoulders with the stars
Where strangers take you by the hand
And welcome you to wonderland
From beneath their panamas

Club tropicana, drinks are free
Fun and sunshine, there's enough for everyone
All that's missing is the sea
But don't worry, you can sun tan

Castaways and lovers meet
Then kiss in tropicana's heat

Last christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special

Last christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special

Once bitten and twice shy
I keep my distance
But you still catch my eye
Tell me baby
Do you recognize me?