Forgetful Lucy lyrics

The Hukilau was the place
Where first saw your face
We liked each other right away
But you didn't remember me the very next day
Forgetful Lucy
Has got a nice caboosey

I used to trick you into pulling your car over so we could chat
But my favorite time was when you beat the shit out of Ula with a bat
Then we drove up to see Dr. Keats
And found out why Doug always has to chane his sheets
Forgetful Lucy
Cracked her head like Gary Busey

But I still love her so
And I'll never let her go
Even if while I'm singing this song
She wishes I had Jocko the walrus' schlong
Forgetful Lucy
Her lips are so damn juicy

How about another first kiss