Favourite Worst Nightmare lyrics

Brian,
Top marks for not tryin'
So kind of you to bless us with your effortlessness
We're grateful and so strangely comforted

And i wonder are you puttin' us under?
Cause we can't take our eyes off the t-shirt and ties combination
Well see you later, innovator

Some want to kiss some want to kick you
There's nothin' that you couldn't slip through

I'm going back to 505
If it's a 7 hours flight
Or a 45 minute drive
In my imagination
You're waiting lying on your side
With your hands between your thighs
Stop and wait a sec
When you look at me like that
My darling what did you expect?
I probably still adore you
With your hands around my neck
Or I did last time I checked
I'm not shy of a spark

Running off over next doors garden before the hour is done
It's more a question of feeling than it is a qestion of fun
The confidence is the balaclava, I'm sure you'll baffle 'em good
But the end in reek of salty cheeks an running make up alone

Oh well blood runs down the face of a boy bewiledered and scorned
Well you find yourself in a scurmage where you wish you'd never been born

He knew what he wanted to say
But he did not want to word it
The dirty little herbert
Was thinking an escape
But the place was well guarded

The guiltyness that started
Soon as the other part had stopped

D is for Delightful
And try and keep your trousers on
I think you should know you're his favourite worst nightmare
D is for...

You used to get it in your fishnets
Now you only get it in your night dress
Started all the naughty nights with niceness
Now you're in a very common crisis
Everything's in order in a black home
Nothing is as pretty since he passed on
That Bloody Mary's dripping in Tabasco
Remember when he used to be a rascal?

Oh that boy's a slag
The best you ever had
The best you ever had

If you were there beware the serpant soul pinchers
Three hundred and fifty no thank yous and nobody flinches
Go on girl go on, give us something gruesome
We require your grief for thugs and the thiefs
As they're trying to rob the words from her gob
And take the source of the innocence
And if you were there beware the serpant soul pinchers

Old Yellow Bricks
Love's a risk
Quite the little escapologist
Love's some myth
When you wish
For a thousand places better than this
You are the fugitive but you don't know what you're running from
You can't kid us and you couldn't trick anyone
Houdini look, you don't know what you're running away from
He wants to sleep in the city that never wakes up
Blinded by nostalgia

In a foreign place
The saving grace was the feeling
That it was her heart that he was stealing
He was ready to impress
And the fierce excitement
The eyes are bright
He couldn't wait to get away
And I bet that Juliet was just the icing on the cake
Make no mistake, no
And even somehow he could have shown you
The place you wanted

They sped up to the point where they provoke
the punchline before they have told the joke
Concealed desperation to be seen
staring at the television screen
They sped up to the point where they provoke
you to tell the fucking punchline before you have to the joke
I'm sorry, sunshine, it doesn't exist
it wasn't in the top 100 list

And it's the thousandth time that it's even bolder

Do the bad thing
Take off your wedding ring
But it wont make it that much easier
It might make it worse
The night's like a whirlwind
Somebody's girlfriend is talking to me
But it's alright
She's saying that he's not that he's gonna slap me
Or try to attack me
He's not the jealous type
I only need to get half an excuse and I'm away
But when there's no excuses that's much easier to say

This house is a circus, berserk as fuck
We tend to see that as a perk though. Look
What it's done to your friends their memories are pretend
And the last thing they want is for the feeling to end
This house is a circus, berserk as fuck
We tend to see that as a perk though. Look
What it's done to your friends their memories are pretend
And the last thing they want is for the feeling to end