MAURICE

First prize is nearly mine
It's quite my best invention

So simple, yet complex;

So massive, yet so small

This triumph of design

Will be my old-age pension

That is, provided I can find the fair at all

I must have missed a sign...

I should have paid attention...

Drat! (Wolf howls)

That's not a nightingale, and not a mating call.

Wolves!