Mud On The Tires lyrics

I’ve got some big news, the bank finally came through,
And I’m holding the keys to the brand new Chevrolet
Have you been outside? It sure is a nice night
How ‘bout a little test-drive, down by the lake?
There’s a place I know about, where the dirt road runs out
We can try out the four-wheel drive
Come on now whata’ ya say? Girl I can hardly wait-

Someday I'm gonna be famous
Do I have talent well no
These days you don’t really need it
Thanks to reality shows
Can't wait to date a supermodel
Can’t wait to sue my dad
Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari
On my way to Rehab
Cause when you’re a celebrity
It’s adios reality
You can act just like a fool
And people think you’re cool
Just cause your on T.V.

I like kickin' back on the sofa
Flippin' through the channels just to see what's on
I enjoy eatin' eggs over easy
Soppin' up with a biscuit 'til the yellow's gone
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Ain't nothin' like watchin' a bunch of young'ns
Run screamin' through the sprinkler in their little bare feet
And ain't nothin' like finding twenty dollars
In the pocket of the britches that you wore last week

Well I'll never forget the first time that I heard
That pretty mouth say that dirty word
And I can't even remember now what she backed my truck into
But she covered her mouth and her face got red
And she just looked so darn cute
That I couldn't even act like I was mad
Yeah I live for little moments like that

Well that's just like last year on my birthday

There ain't a woman in the world that wants to hear the word yes
When she asks if you think that she looks chubby in that dress
And if she cooks all day you better eat it with a smile
It doesn't matter if it tastes just like bad gravy on a Goodyear tire
Yeah, yeah, yeah all right so you bend the truth
Yeah, yeah, yeah that's somethin' that you'll have to get use to

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You used to say you wanted someone to know you inside out
And as I look back on things well congratulations baby
Somebody knows you now
All of this time you told me you wished that you could figure yourself out
You say you're still a mystery but no not really not to me
Yeah somebody knows you now

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I got a hundred bucks that says right now your hair's up in a clip

Well you're the first car in an hour or so
I'm glad you stopped in, it's sure been slow around here today
Just like every day
Well I couldn't help but notice your California plates
And I thought I recognized that name on your credit card
You're a movie star
I can't wait to get back home and tell all my buddies
That I met one of the most famous people in the country

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Hold me in your arms just see how it feels
Don't make me wait forever just because you know I will
Don't leave me hangin', wishin',
waitin', just hopin' that you'll call
Darlin' hold me in your arms and let me fall

You've got reservations, well darlin' so do I
But mine are at a restaurant six-thirty Friday night
I swear you won't regret it if you agree to go

She put him out like the burnin' end of a midnight cigarette
She broke his heart he spent his whole life tryin' to forget
We watched him drink his pain away a little at a time
But he never could get drunk enough to get her off his mind
Until the night
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He put that bottle to his head and pulled the trigger
And finally drank away her memory

Finally got that promotion I worked hard to get
One that came with a company car
When they gave me the keys they said son you can bet
Keep it up and you'll really go far
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But what good is all that knowin'
The best thing that I had goin'
Is gone

My good friends come around to hang out now and then
And they joke, man you've sure got it hard

Well I'm a sucker for fine Cuban cigars
The problem is I can't afford 'em
But last year I went and got myself a whole box
And just to be safe I insured 'em
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I took out a policy against fire and theft
And then I on hurried home
With a fifty-cent lighter I sat on my back steps
And I smoked 'em one by one

Two weeks later I went to see that insurance man
And I handed in my claim

You over think things
You say what if we're not meant to be
Well you know what so what
Make a mistake with me
Nobody goes through this life and does
Everything perfectly
We're all gonna fail so you might as well
Make a mistake with me

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Sometimes baby when we take
A chance that has this much at stake
We look back and in hindsight
What seemed wrong looks more like right

Is it raining at your house like it's raining at mine
Do you miss me like I miss you, is it cloudy all the time
Do you tremble when the phone rings and you think I'm on the line
Is it raining at your house like it's raining at mine
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Does it thunder and lightnin' even when the sun shines
Is it raining at your house like it's raining at mine

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Tempted and tried we're oft made to wonder
Why it should be thus all the day long
While there are others living about us
Never molested though in the wrong
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Farther along we'll know all about it
Farther along we'll understand why
Cheer up my brother live in the sunshine
We'll understand it all by and by

When death has come and taken our loved ones

THE WHAT?
BRAD( THE KUNG PAO BUFFET BUCKAROOS )
KUNG PAO
(BRAD) YEAH...ITS CHINESE
THE KUNG COW
(BRAD) THE KUNG PAO
HUH?
(BRAD) THE KUNG PAO BUFFET
THE KUNG COW (KUNG PAO)
(BRAD) THE KUNG COW ALRIGHT
THE KUNG PAO BUCKRAROOS CAFE' (BUFFET)
TUNE IN NEXT TIME
(BRAD)FOR THE ADVENTURES OF
FOR THE ADVENTURES OF
(BRAD) THE KUNG PAO BUCKAROO BUFFET
THE KUNG PAO BUFFAROO CAMPAIGN

Well I'll never forget the first time that I heard

That pretty mouth say that dirty word

And I can't even remember now

What she backed my truck into
But she covered her mouth and her face got red

And she just looked so darn cute

That I couldn't even act like I was mad

Yeah I live for little moments like that

That's like just last year on my birthday