Breakfast At Fatboys lyrics

Woke up this morning a little too early,
a little too tired, a little too surly.
Guess I got up on the wrong side of the bed
when I shoulda stayed in it instead.
But I gotta go to work 'cause I love it
Oh how I wanna tell the boss to shove it
No matter how I want to crash
Need abundance of funds when it comes to cash.
So I wash my face with a little bit of water
to wake me up

Everytime I clean me room, I make another mess
Everytime I miss the bus, I am late for a test
Everytime I’m reincarnated, it’s in the lowest form
I leave my window open every time there is a storm
Everytime I have a hangover, I have to go to work
Everytime I masturbate, dry tends to hurt
Everytime I pat a dog, it bites me on the hand

I see you in your office
Sending and receiving checks
But I know the quest for money
Comes from a quest for sex
So I cut to the chase
And forgot about my job
And decided to stay home wit yo mama on my knob

I can see you laughing so I guess you think its funny
But while your getting drunk, I've been getting honey
And by tomorrow night youll be hungover and sick