Jazz 'Round Midnight lyrics

I make a date for golf, and you can bet your life it rains.

I try to give a party, and the guy upstairs complains.

I guess I'll go through life, just catching colds and missing trains.

Everything happens to me.

I never miss a thing. I've had the measles and the mumps.

And every time I play an ace, my partner always trumps.

I guess I'm just a fool, who never looks before he jumps.