American Trucker lyrics

Almost forty years
I never missed a run with any load
But what happened just a while ago
Makes me mad as hell
Some cavemen want to change things on my road
No dirtbags gonna change my life
With this rig I'm living in
This old driver seen at least two county fairs
And you won't be putting any funny stuff
On any truckers load
Or you'll be dying under 18 wheels I swear

I want a woman with a handle I can hold on to
Cuz this black top sure can make a man blue
I need a lady who's at home behind the wheel
I want a woman with a handle I can love for real

Well I sure don't need no housewife
I ain't never home for long
If I kept her waiting day and night
Then I really one her wrong
But this road gets long and lonesome
And this cab gets mighty cold