(feat. April McClellan)

[soft instrumental]

[Kool Keith:]
Don't worry Miss Pop Music
Your son's going to be alright

[Female:]
Oh Doctor, I hope you're right!
He used to be such a creative and smart boy
But lately he's changed
He's become such a MORON~!
Why is his head all swollen up like that?

[full speed beat]

[Kool Keith:]
Your son has been vegetating for four or five years without treatment
But that's enough about me
That nasty rash on your leg
I have a very effective... [scratched]
Effective cream for that...
Cream for... [scratched] cream for th... [scratched] that

[gradually fades out]