Well, I went to a party
and what did they do?
They took off their socks
and they took off there shoes,
they took off their coats,
and they took off their pants.
I had a hunch,
they weren't gonna dance.

(Chorus)
Oh, eat-bite-fuck-suck-gobble-nibble-chew,
nipple-bosom-hairpie-fingerfuck-screw,
moose-piss, cat-pud, orangutan-tit,
sheep-pussy, camel-crack, pig and lion shit.

Awww-shit.

Well, everybody-everybody's ass was bare,
No bras left, just a queer over there,
But the whole damn thing didn't faze me a bit.
I just jumped on the pile, and grabbed some tit.

Chorus again and again; faster and faster (et cetera).

Well, my baby's not a sports fan,
but she plays with balls
whenever she can,
because her favourite sport you see,
is playing tonsil hockey