If I was in the fridge, would you open the door?
If I was the grass, would you mow your lawn?
If I was your body, would you still wear clothes?
If I was a booger, would you blow your nose?
Would you keep it? Would you eat it?
I'm just tryin to give myself a reason, for being around.

If I was the front porch swing would you let me hang?
If I was the dance floor would you shake your thing?

Take a look into some big grey eyes and ask yourself
You wanna make 'em cry?
Lookin' out of them it's just as well
But you're gonna live to see I'm gonna ask you why

Either way you got a bone to pick, can't you leave that to somebody else?
I don't need you to suck my dick or to help me feel good about myself

Big gay heart, please don't break my big gay heart

E A2
Dawn can't decide
C#m B
if there should be more of the porch,
A5 B5 C5 D5
she's sick of being inside.
E A2
He read the signs
C#m B
and now they're making out in Lancaster
A E
just to pass the time. Woo!

{Verse chords}

I thought we had an understanding there
that wouldn't leave too soon
Figure it over and you'll find out where
your green shirt's gone

Had to hear about your Danish boyfriend
I forced a swoon
So I went over to your dresser drawer
and now I got it on

I got it on
your favourite Tee
It never looked as good on you
as it looks on me

I got it on
I'll wait and see

INTRO:
F# B E C#m F# A B

E F# B
Bless my soul maybe I should leave it alone
E F# B
I'm sure it could be safer to stay at home

E
You've made your point
F# G#m
It's pointless and it's all gonna burn

E F# B

For the D, alternate between x00232 and x00032 )

D G Em
I know a place where I can go when I'm alone
G Em G Em
into your arms whoa into your arms
D D6
I can go

G Em
I know a place that's safe and warm from the crowd

Bite my tongue

And I wont say a word against anyone

But I don't wanna get my fingers wet

Unless it's an accident
Fell out on the street

Now I'm watching my shoes

And I grit my teeth

But I don't have to look that way

If I had half a say

It's about time

It's about time

It's about time

It's about time

Lick my lips

And I wont hear the end of this

Could you see your way clear
and arrange your eyes away from mine
Sorry I'm here
but you get paid get paid to lie
You get paid to smile

Would you really say hello
and let me carry my own guitar
and please don't hold the door
I can work the handle on any car
It's really not that hard

smile, paid to smile
smile, paid to smile
oooh

the cigarette girl took off her tray

***Capo on the 2nd fret****

Intro
D2 A5 G5 Em (repeat)

Verse
D2 A5 G5 Em
One of the reasons I came all this way

D2 A5 G5 Em
Two opposite seasons i had to hear you say

Pre-Chorus

Em F#m G
You were gonna hang around a while
Em F#m G A

Lover don't turn your head.
Just let me walk away.
I thought I might have to say,
you're asking the wrong guy.

She wonders how.
Thinks she knows now.
She'll be right.
They always go bye the bye.
The great big no. Great big no.
Great big no. Great big no.

Is nothing okay with you.
Is nothing okay with me.
Is anything happening to have to go to sea.

Intro: A F#m Bm G (2x)

A F#m
Found a place nothing's ever there
Bm G
made a little space big enough to pitch a tent
A F#m
a hideaway I hadn't ever gone
Bm G
'til I whacked my way under the overgrowth
A F#m
I found a place I found a place
D Bm

Gotta own up on my own somehow

Toss the beginning and try to live it down

'n work my way out

I been so down about it

It gets the same every time I shy

Away from the blame and I stand my time

You can understand why

I been so down about it

She's gonna give me all the time I need

to finish it

and if I can't I'll sleep

over