(Yodel:)

Ho-la-la-ee-ay

Ho-la-la-ee-ay

Ho-la-la-ee-ay-ee-la-ee-ay-ee-lee-ay

Ho-la-la-ee-ay

Ho-la-la-ee-ay

Ho-la-la-ee-ay-ee-la-lee-ay-lee-o-lee-ay

(repeat)

I'd like to dance and tap my feet

But they won't keep in rhythm

You see, I washed them both today

And I can't do nothing with 'em

(Chorus)

Ho hum the tune is dumb

The words don't mean a thing

Isn't this a silly song

For anyone to sing?

I chased a polecat up a tree

Way out on upon a limb

And when he got the best of me

I got the worst of him

(Chorus)

(Yodel, etc.)