Hee-Haw lyrics

it's a very happy day

we are at lots of fun fun fun

and it's ice-cream and jelly

and a punch in the belly

how much can you throw over the walls?

and see how his face glows

it's a bike! what a surprise.

it's a big bike. what a big surprise.

it's a red bike. what a red surprise.

oh, what a surprise.

but the best thing there

but the best thing there

I have a friend in you, oh Mr Clarinet

you make me laugh, and then cry like the song of the clarinet.

marry me, marry me alive O

I put on my coat of trumpets
will she be there? is my piccolo on straight?

her white stockings and red dress that goes

swish, swish, swish around her legs of lace

marry me, marry me alive O

could you tell her