Adam Sandler - Somebody Kill Me lyrics

[Spoken]

Ok, I just want to warn you that when I wrote this song

I was listening to the Cure a lot.

[Sung]

You don't know how much I need you.

While you're around I don't feel blue.

And when we kiss I know that you need me too.

I can't believe I found a love that's so pure and true.

But it all was bullshit.

It was a goddam joke.

And when I think of you and I,

I hope you fucking choke.

I hope you're glad with what you've done to me.

I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy.

You left me here all alone, tears running constantly.

Oh somebody kill me please,

somebody kill me plee-ase,

I'm on my knees,

pretty pretty please,

kill me.

I want to die.

Put a bullet in my head.